A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

　　by Dr. Sofia Chen陳南妤

　　超级搞笑，哈哈哈

　　从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

　　有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

　　有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

　　最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

　　最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

　　人物

　　Ada: Little girl

　　Candy: Queen

　　Evander: King

　　Evelyn

　　Joel: Prince

　　Rita: Singer /Woman

　　Yilina: Witch

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　　Summary

　　Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

　　And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.

　　There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.

　　And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

　　SCENE I

　　(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)

　　Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.

　　Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.

　　Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!

　　（Flying to the Fragrance country）

　　Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)

　　Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.

　　Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!

　　SCENE II

　　(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)

　　Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.

　　Crow A: Please go away…

　　Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.

　　Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.

　　Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!

　　(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)

　　Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.

　　Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.

　　Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.

　　Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.

　　Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.

　　(Prince continues to walk.)

　　Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.

　　(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)

　　Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.

　　Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.

　　Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.

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　　Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!

　　Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.

　　King: Yes! This is a happy ending.

　　Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.