英语新闻视频：喵星人和汪星人是朋友（在线收听）

What's up man? It's so good to see you buddy.

　　大哥你可回来了，伦家想死你啦!

　　I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever.

　　虽然早上才分开，可有如隔三秋的赶脚。

　　We gotta celebrate. What do you wanna do?

　　咱来庆祝下吧，咱去玩点啥?

　　Hey, let's go throw this rugby around. Go outside and get some fresh air?

　　咱出去透透风，你扔球，我捡球玩吧。

　　I'll put my stuff down alright? -Alright.

　　让我先把包放下好吧。好的呀!

　　What's up, Jimmy?

　　吉米今天过得咋样?

　　Hey man, what are you doing? Are you cooking? Do you need any help? I can help.

　　在干嘛?做好吃的吗?要不要帮忙?我可以帮你的!

　　Nah, I'm good. Actually, where's the basil?

　　我搞得定!哦，调料放哪里了?

　　Er, bottom drawer.

　　最下面那个抽屉。

　　What is this?

　　这TM什么情况?

　　I am so sorry. I don't even deserve to be here.

　　我错了，我没脸待下去了(泪奔)。

　　I'll just go get paper towels and clean it up and leave.

　　我这就去擦干净，然后有多远滚多远。

　　What?

　　干嘛啊?

　　We're out of cereal.

　　家里没麦片了。

　　Your friend is weired.

　　你朋友神神叨叨的。

　　Yeah, I don't think he likes you.

　　嗯 他可能不喜欢你。

　　He doesn't like anyone.

　　他其实谁都不喜欢。

　　Moaning -What's up with you?

　　<哼哼> 哥们这是咋了?

　　Puke -Jimmy! No!

　　<呕> 吉米，别介啊?

　　Hey, don't worry. I got this.

　　别担心，放着我来!

　　That's a good boy.

　　我的乖乖!