[11:58.64]- Were you trying to impress Penny? - No, no, not at all. A little bit. - 你想逗Penny开心? - 不 不 并不是 有一点

[12:03.72]How did that work out for you? 那样真的有用吗?

[12:05.96]- Leonard, ready to go? - Libido: 1 Truth: 0. - Leonard 准备好了吗? - 性欲:1  真相:0

[12:13.48]Ok, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 我再问你一次

[12:13.04]We did the work together, let's present the paper together. 我们一起做的研究 就一起去陈述论文吧

[12:17.64]And I'm telling you for the last time, 我最后回答你一次

[12:19.36]it's pandering, it's undignifying, and bite me. 这是在拉皮条 这是无地自容 有种咬我

[12:25.24]Let's go. 我们走吧

[12:24.24]- Bye Sheldon. - Goodbye Penny. - 再见 Sheldon - 再见 Penny

[12:37.64]One of these days... bshh! 总有那么一天...卟嗞!

[12:43.12]There you go. 可以了

[12:45.32]You're right this side does look better. 你说的对 这一面的确好看点

[12:46.28]No, no, I didn't say better, I said "less stained". 不 我并没说更好看 我说"少点污渍"

[12:50.80]I just checked the house. There's probably 20-25 people in there. 我刚刚检查了下房间 里面大约有20-25个人

[12:53.80]- You're kidding! - Is that all? - 真的?! - 就这么多?

[12:57.56]"All?" In particle physics 25 is Woodstock! "就这么多?" 在量子物理学里 25人就是伍德斯托克音乐节

[13:03.24]- Then good! - I wasn't expecting such a crowd, - 那很好! - 我可没想到有这么多人

[13:05.88]I'm all nervous. 我好紧张

[13:07.40]It's ok, just open with a joke, you'll be fine. 没事的 开头讲个笑话 会顺利的

[13:08.36]A joke... Ok. 笑话...好吧

[13:12.64]How about this? Um, ok... 这个怎么样? 呃 好吧...

[13:13.08]There's this farmer 有个农夫

[13:16.96]and he has these chickens but they won't lay any eggs, so... 他养了一群鸡却不会下蛋 于是...

[13:18.32]he calls a physicist to help. 他找了个物理学家来帮忙

[13:20.44]The physicist then does some calculations, 物理学家做了些计算

[13:23.36]and he says: "I have a solution, 然后说 "我有个解决的办法"

[13:29.16]but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum". "但只对在真空环境下的球形鸡适用"

[13:35.24]Right? 好笑吧?

[13:40.68]Oh, sorry, I just had heard it before. 噢 对不起 我之前听过这个笑话

[13:42.84]- Let's roll. Hey, nice suit. - It's a classic, right? - 我们进去 嘿 不错的西服 - 很经典 对吧?

[13:48.96]I really should have brought my own car. 我真该自己开车来

[13:54.04]So, in conclusion, 总而言之

[13:54.88]the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero, 数据显示 当温度接近绝对零度时

[13:57.48]the moment of inertia changes, and a solid becomes a supersolid, 惯性矩会改变 固体将变成超立体

[14:02.96]which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter. 也就是我们之前所未知的物态

[14:09.64]Thank you! 谢谢!

[14:13.64]- Are there any questions? - Yeah. - 有什么问题吗? - 有

[14:16.76]What the hell was that? 那是什么鬼东西?

[14:22.40]Any other questions? 还有其他问题吗?

[14:23.16]Doctor Sheldon Cooper here, I am the lead author of this particular paper. 我是Sheldon Cooper博士 是这篇论文的主笔

[14:30.12]Thank you. 谢谢

[14:33.32]And you sir, you have completely skipped over the part where I was walking through the park 而你 这位先生 你完全跳过了那段 -- 我穿过公园

[14:36.92]and I saw these children on a merry-go-round which started me thinking 看到孩子们在旋转木马上

[14:40.92]about the moment of inertia in gases like helium 引起我思考当类似氦气的气体

[14:43.60]at temperatures approaching absolute zero. 温度达到绝对零度时的惯性矩

[14:45.84]I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote, it's not science. 我没有跳过 那只是个趣闻 并不是科学

[14:48.52]Oh, I see. It was the apple falling on Newton's head, 噢 我知道了 那是掉在牛顿头上的苹果

[14:51.96]- was that just an anecdote? - You are not Isaac Newton. - 那只是个趣闻吗? - 你不是艾萨克·牛顿

[14:53.72]No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. 不 不 这是真的 不用苹果 重力也能找到我

[14:58.16]You cannot possibly be that arrogant. 你怎么能如此傲慢

[14:59.44]You continue to underestimate me, my good man. 你就继续低估我吧 伙计

[15:02.24]Look, if you weren't happy with my presentation then maybe you should have given it with me! 听着 如果你因为我的陈述而不愉快 也许你该跟我一起陈述!