I was striking suave,
ambitious feet to beak, so birdilicious
Now I'm vile, I am villain, (and vicious), oh and malicious
I had it all, a tv show, (women too)
I was this tall, over 1 foot 2
Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil why I do what I do
He was a superstar
So young and vital
He's nasty
A South-American Idol
He's a suspicious bird
Who sad that about me
I'll get your dishes cooked
I'll have you rotisseried
I was the king of telling novellas
The envy of all the other fellows
Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious
Common Paraguayan name
He's a nasty bird
I'm incilius (?)
He's ghastly
Oh I'm hideous
He was hued macaw
I'm a cockatoo
An obscene bird
Yes that word's true
I'm a feathery freak
With a beak
A bird murderer
You think you're better than me
I never heard of ya
I'm evil
I will fill your cheese balls with weevils
I poop on people
And I blame it on the seagulls
It was him
He's a nasty bird
I'm invincible
He's ghastly
I'm unmincable
I'm unwashable unrinsable
Like an abandoned-school
I have no principal
All of you Brazilian birds
All 18 million birds
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to make you
Shut up now, shut up
It's just me
I will make you ugly too
aHahaha
Did you hear how dramatic that was
With the end
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