剧情简介：

　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

　　台词：

　　What about environmental factors?

　　environmental: 环境的 factor: 因素

　　环境因素有哪些?

　　Describe the scene for me.

　　describe: 描述 scene: 情景

　　跟我描述一下当时的情景

　　-Amy: I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette,

　　我和Penny还有Bernadette在一家餐厅坐着

　　drinking water... carbonated as it was a special occasion.

　　carbonate: 碳酸盐 occasion: 场合

　　喝着... 因为是聚餐喝的是碳酸饮料

　　Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said hello and I said "hoo."

　　stop by: 停在近旁

　　Penny的朋友Zack路过打招呼然后我说了个"呼"

　　-Sheldon: Who?

　　谁?

　　-Amy: Zack.

　　Zack啊

　　-Sheldon: Then why did you ask?

　　那你为何要问这个

　　-Amy: Ask what?

　　问哪个?

　　-Sheldon: Who.

　　是谁

　　-Amy: Zack.

　　是Zack

　　-Sheldon: All right, let's start over.

　　start over: 重新开始

　　好吧重来一遍

　　What did you say when Zack walked in?

　　当Zack走进来时你说了什么?

　　-Amy: "hoo."

　　"呼"

　　-Sheldon: Zack.

　　Zack

　　-Amy: Why do you keep saying "Zack"?

　　你为何一直重复"Zack"?

　　-Sheldon: Because you keep saying "who."

　　因为汝一直问"谁"

　　-Amy: I'm not saying "hoo" now.

　　我没有一直说"呼"

　　I said "hoo" last night.

　　那是昨晚说的

　　-Sheldon: And the answer was Zack, correct?

　　回答则是Zack 没错吧?

　　-Amy: There was no question.

　　这不是问问题(双关:毫无疑问)

　　I simply said "hoo."

　　simply: 仅仅

　　我仅仅说个"呼"

　　-Sheldon: All right, I think I have enough to go on.

　　好吧这一部分够了接下来

　　Possible explanations for your symptoms are,

　　possible: 可能 explanation: 解释

　　关于你的症状可能的解释

　　in descending order of likelihood:

　　descending order: 降序排列 likelihood: 可能性

　　按概率值递减的次序:

　　hyperthyroidism, premature menopause,

　　hyperthyroidism: 甲状腺机能亢进 premature: 过早的 menopause: 更年期

　　甲状腺机能亢进绝经期提前

　　hosting an alien parasite or...

　　host: 做主人 alien: 相异的 parasite: 寄生虫

　　异形寄生虫宿主或者...

　　and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases... Sexual arousal.

　　include: 列入 sake: 目的 absolutely: 完全的 sexual: 性的 arousal: 觉醒

　　把它也列进来是为了考虑全面... 性唤起

　　-Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

　　pick up: 获得

　　试问我从哪能感染异形寄生虫?

　　-Howard: There you are.

　　你在这啊

　　-Rajesh: Oh, hey.

　　哦嗨

　　-Howard: Let me ask you a question. What are you most afraid of?

　　afraid: 害怕

　　问你个问题你最害怕什么?

　　-Rajesh: I don't know. Um... Nuclear war.

　　nuclear war: [核][军]核战争

　　我不知道呃...核战争

　　Accidentally being buried alive.

　　accidentally: 意外的 bury alive: 活埋 bury: 埋葬

　　被人突然活埋

　　Any of those movies where you get that phone call that says you're going to die.

　　或是像电影中接到一通说你要挂了的电话

　　And then you do.

　　然后就挂了那样的

　　-Howard: No. Something very specific that we both know you,

　　specific: 明确的

　　不更具体的我们都知道的

　　Rajesh Koothrappali, are terrified of.

　　terrify: 使害怕

　　你Rajesh Koothrappali害怕的事情

　　-Rajesh: Well, type two diabetes runs in my family.

　　diabete: 糖尿病

　　好吧我家遗传的二类糖尿病

　　The thought of losing a toe...

　　toe: 脚趾

　　或者断掉一根脚趾...

　　-Howard: Spiders! You're afraid of spiders!

　　spider: 蜘蛛

　　是蜘蛛!你害怕蜘蛛!

　　-Rajesh: What the heck is this?

　　heck: 真见鬼（hell的委婉说法）

　　这是什么玩意儿?

　　-Howard: A jar with a big spider in it, of course.

　　jar: 罐

　　一个罐子当然里面有只蜘蛛

　　Bravery test.

　　bravery: 勇气 test: 测试

　　勇气测试

　　First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.

　　sidekick: 伙伴【跟班】[The person in a group of two that is the lesser-from urban dictionary]

　　第一个把手拿出来的是跟班

　　-Rajesh: Are you crazy?

　　你疯啦?

　　-Howard: Perhaps.

　　perhaps: 也许

　　或许

　　Are you scared?

　　scare: 害怕

　　你怕了?

　　-Rajesh: No. But it's a stupid test.

　　stupid: 愚蠢的

　　没有但这是个愚蠢的测试

　　-Howard: Oh, really? What if the earth was in danger

　　earth: 地球 be in danger: 处于危险

　　哦是吗? 那如果地球处于危险边缘

　　and the only way to save it was to stick your hand in a jar with a spider?

　　stick: 伸出

　　而唯一可以避免危险的办法是把你的手放进一个装有蜘蛛的罐子里呢?

　　-Rajesh: Oh, yeah? What if the earth was in danger

　　哦是吗? 那如果地球处于危险边缘

　　and the only way to save it was to take a shower

　　take a shower: 洗澡

　　而唯一可以避免的办法是在更衣室洗个澡

　　in the locker room and let other guys see you naked?

　　locker room: 衣帽间 naked: 裸体的

　　并让其他人看你的裸体呢?

　　-Howard: Oh, come on. That's never gonna happen.

　　gonna: （美）将要（等于going to）

　　哦拜托那是不可能的

　　Put your hand in the jar or forever be revealed as my sidekick.

　　reveal: 暴露

　　把你的手放进罐子里不然你永远只能做我的跟班了

　　-Rajesh: All right, I will.

　　好吧我会放的

　　-Howard: How did you get so brave all of a sudden?

　　brave: 勇敢 sudden: 突然

　　你怎么突然变这么勇敢了?

　　-Rajesh: It's easy.

　　很简单

　　The spider's crawling up your arm.

　　spider: 蜘蛛 crawl: 爬行

　　蜘蛛正顺着你手臂往上爬呢

　　-Howard: Get it off! Get it off!

　　拿掉它! 拿掉它!

　　Please, Raj!

　　求你了 Raj!

　　Please.

　　求你了

　　Oh!

　　噢!

　　-Amy: My blood work shows Thyroid function normal.

　　blood: 血液 thyroid function: 甲状腺功能 normal: 正常

　　我的血液检测表明我的甲状腺功能正常

　　Cortisol levels normal.

　　cortisol: [生化] 皮质醇

　　皮质醇水平也正常

　　-Sheldon: How about your follicle-stimulating hormone levels?

　　follicle-stimulating hormone: [生物化学]促卵泡激素 follicle: 卵泡 stimulating: 促进 hormone: 激素

　　那你的促卵泡激素水平呢?

　　-Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.

　　Sheldon 我更年期还没到呢

　　-Sheldon: Are you sure?

　　你确定?

　　You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.

　　testy: 暴躁的 bark: 咆哮 biddy: 唠叨的中年妇女

　　你说那话的口气像个暴躁的老女人

　　-Amy: I think we need to face the cold, hard truth:

　　face: 面对 cold: 无情的 truth: 真相

　　我认为我们应该去面对那个冷酷残忍的事实:

　　I was sexually aroused by Penny's friend Zack.

　　sexually: 两性之间的 arouse: 唤醒

　　我被Penny的朋友Zack激起了性欲

　　-Sheldon: Hang on. I don't know

　　等等也许我们应该

　　that we've given the alien parasite hypothesis a fair shake.

　　alien: 相异的 parasite: 寄生虫 hypothesis: 假设 fair shake: 公平待遇

　　给外来寄生虫这个假设一个公平的机会

　　-Amy: Let's look at this logically.

　　logically: 逻辑上

　　让我们理性地看待这件事吧

　　I have a stomach; I get hungry.

　　stomach: 胃

　　我有个胃我会感到饿

　　I have genitals; I have the potential for sexual arousal.

　　genitals: 生殖器 potential: 潜在的

　　我有性器官所以我也有被激起性欲的可能

　　-Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.

　　cross: 十字架 bear: 承受

　　我们都要背负这个十字架

　　You know, in difficult moments like this,

　　你知道的在困难如斯的时刻

　　I often turn to a force greater than myself.

　　turn to: 求助于 force: 力量

　　我通常会求助于一个比我更强大的力量

　　-Amy: Religion?

　　religion: 宗教

　　宗教?

　　-Sheldon: Star Trek.

　　星舰迷航

　　Did you see "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"?

　　motion Picture: 电影 motion: 动作

　　你看过"星际迷航:最后战线"这个电影吗?

　　-Amy: No.

　　没有

　　-Sheldon: Don't. It's terrible. However...

　　terrible: 很糟的

　　不要看这电影很烂但是...

　　in it, we learn that when Spock finds himself drawn off the path of logic

　　draw off: 脱去，转移 logic: 逻辑

　　从电影里我们得知当Spock发现他身上人类部分带来的情感令他不能

　　by feelings bubbling up from his Human half, he suppresses them

　　bubble up: 沸腾 suppress: 抑制

　　理性思考时他用瓦肯人的Kolinar(星际迷航里的一种哲学观)心智训练法

　　using the Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinar.

　　抑制住了这种冲动

　　-Amy: Are you suggesting we live our lives

　　你是建议我们用

　　guided by the philosophies found in cheap science fiction?

　　guide: 引导 philosophy: 哲学 science fiction: 科幻小说 fiction: 小说，虚构

　　廉价的科幻小说里的哲学观来指引现实的生活?

　　-Sheldon: cheap science fiction?

　　廉价的科幻小说?

　　-Amy: What are you doing?

　　你在干什么?

　　-Sheldon: Using Kolinar to suppress my anger at that last comment.

　　comment: 评论

　　用Kolinar哲学观来平息你最后一句评论带给我的愤怒

　　-Amy: Is it possible that your concern for me at this moment

　　possible: 可能 concern: 关心

　　有没有可能此时你对我的关心

　　is motivated by nothing more than simple jealousy?

　　motivate: 刺激 jealousy: 嫉妒

　　缘于你的嫉妒心理而非其它?

　　-Sheldon: I hadn't considered that.

　　consider: 考虑

　　我没想过这个可能

　　Give me a moment.

　　让我想想

　　All right, I've considered it.

　　好了我想过了

　　-Amy: And?

　　结果呢?

　　-Sheldon: I reject it.

　　reject: 拒绝

　　我不同意这个观点

　　-Amy: You reject it because you don't feel jealousy, or because you are suppressing jealousy?

　　你不同意是因为你不嫉妒还是你在压抑嫉妒?

　　-Sheldon: I think I'll eat my lunch at home.

　　我想我要回家吃午饭了

　　-Amy: That's not your lunch, Sheldon;

　　那不是你的午饭 Sheldon

　　those are the cadaver brain specimens.

　　cadaver: [医]尸体 brain: 脑袋 specimen: 标本

　　那些是死尸的大脑标本

　　-Sheldon: Oh.

　　哦

　　As they were incorrectly sliced,

　　incorrectly: 错误的 slice: 切成薄片

　　你看到了吧就因为你的切片方法不对

　　you can see how I could mistake them for my sashimi.

　　sashimi: （日）生鱼片

　　所以我才错把它们当我的生鱼片

　　-Sheldon: Hello.

　　你好

　　-Penny: Hey. Isn't tomorrow your usual laundry night?

　　laundry: 洗熨

　　嗨你的洗衣之夜不是明天么?

　　-Sheldon: The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener.

　　supermarket: 超市 regular: 常规的 fabric: 织物 softener: 软化剂

　　超市里没有我惯用的纤维软化液了

　　If this one under- or over-softens,

　　如果这是一个不够软或过软的软化液

　　I'll need time to make things right.

　　我还得花些时间来搞定它

　　-Penny: That's thinking ahead.

　　think ahead: 事先考虑

　　真是深谋远虑啊

　　-Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.

　　alternative: 选择性的 backward: 反向的

　　也可以说是逆向思考

　　That's just remembering.

　　只是正好想到了而已

　　-Penny: So how's Amy?

　　Amy最近怎么样?

　　-Sheldon: Amy's changed.

　　Amy变了

　　I might have to let her go.

　　我或许该离开她

　　-Penny: Oh, no. Why?

　　哦不为什么?

　　-Sheldon: I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me.

　　highly: 高度的 evolve: 进化 creature: 动物 pure: 纯的 intellect: 智力

　　我一直以为她是一个高度进化的只单纯拥有智力的物种就像我

　　But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.

　　recent: 最近 indicate: 标明 slave: 奴隶 baser: 不纯正的 urge: 迫切要求

　　但是最近所发生的事情表明她或许是个屈服于自身原始冲动的奴隶

　　Like you.

　　就像你

　　-Penny: Just going to skip over that insult.

　　skip over: 略过 insult: 侮辱

　　还是无视那些侮辱吧

　　-Sheldon: What insult?

　　什么侮辱?

　　-Penny: Yeah. That's why I'm going to skip over it.

　　嗯正因为你这样我才要无视它

　　Are you saying that Amy is...

　　你是说Amy是....

　　oh, what's the scientific word...

　　scientific: 科学的

　　呃用科学术语怎么说来着...

　　-Sheldon: Forget science. She's horny.

　　horny: 淫荡的

　　别提科学了她是个荡妇