A: Man, I'm so hungry! Can you buy me a burrito?

B: I don't have any money to buy you a burrito.

A: Please? I haven't eaten anything all day.

B: Look, I only have money to buy myself a burrito.

A: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole cow!

B: If you're so hungry, why don't you ask someone else for money?

A: I get paid on Friday, I'll pay you back then.

B: Well, I guess on Friday, then you can eat.

A: That's pretty messed up.

B: Why don't you just go home and eat?

A: I don't want to go all the way home just to eat.

B: Well, I guess you're out of luck.