儿：Are we being punished for something?

Ted: No.

女：Is this going to take a while?

Ted: Yes.   25 years ago, before I was dad, I had this whole other life. It was way back to 2005. I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshal, my best friend from college. My life was good, and then uncle Marshal went to screw the whole thing up.

Marchal: Will you marry me?

Ted: Yes, perfect, and you're engaged.

 

Ted: 孩子们，我要给你们讲一个美好的故事，是关于我遇见你们母亲的故事。

儿： 我们是不是做错什么事了？

Ted: 不是

女： 这会不会讲很久？

Ted：是的

Ted: 25年前，我还没当父亲的时候，我的生活可大不相同。这可要回到2005年，我还只有27岁，有一份建筑师的工作，和我大学时代最好的朋友Marchal合住在纽约，本来我的生活一切OK,然后你们的Marshal叔叔把一切都搞砸了。

Marchal：你愿意嫁给我吗！

Ted： 太好了，完美，你要订婚了