James: Oh, what happened to your face, John?  It looks like a heat rash.

 

John: It's a razor burn.  I cut myself when I shaved this morning.  The burns and cuts are really irritating.

 

James: I know how you feel.  Maybe you shouldn't have grown a long, long beard.

 

John: Well, I thought it would be fun and would make me look more mature and sophisticated.

 

James: Yeah, my Mature man!

 

John: Come on!  Any advice?

 

James: Maybe you could shave in the shower.  The steam really helps soften your beard and moustache.

 

John: Hm, sounds like a good idea.

 

James: And you should avoid pressing too hard or tugging on your skin while shaving.

 

John: I guess I've been stretching it too often when I shave.

 

James: Hm.  I would also suggest you try this cream I have.  Use it on the affected area.  It really helps moisturize your skin and lessen irritations.