嗨，机器又断了我的线路。听着，听着

　　Rachel: I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me.

　　我知道会有无比幸运的女孩成为凡可·巴瑞太太。但不是我，不会是我。

　　Rachel: And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to...

　　而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁。但你得给我机会去

　　Ross: I'm divorced. I'm only 26, and I'm divorced!

　　我离婚了！我才26岁就离婚了！

　　Joey: Shut up!

　　闭嘴！

　　Chandler: Come on, stop!

　　拜托，打住！

　　Ross: That only took me an hour.

　　那只花了我一个小时。

　　Chandler: You gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.

　　你得明白，我们两个还没有比曼妥思时间更长的恋爱关系呢。

　　Chandler: You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.

　　而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了。

　　Chandler: Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out. That is why we don't do it!

　　四年的亲近和分享，最后她把你的心给伤透了，这就是为什么我们不这么干！

　　Chandler: I don't think that was my point!

　　我认为那不是我的意思！

　　Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman and that's it.

　　你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗？假如每个人只有一个女人适合，知道吗？我的意思是，如果你拥有一个女人，就这么多了。

　　Ross: Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

　　不幸的是，我的情况是，她拥有了一个女人。

　　Joey: What are you talking about? One woman.

　　你在说什么呀？"一个女人"？

　　Joey: That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.

　　那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌。

　　Joey: Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.

　　让我告诉你，罗斯。哪儿有很多种口味，有Rocky Road口味，Cookie Dough口味，然后还有香草口味。

　　Joey: You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.

　　还可以和糖条，果仁，或者拌着奶油一起吃！

　　Joey: This is the best thing that ever happened to you!

　　这是你一生中能够享受的最好的事情了！

　　Joey: You got married. You were like, what, 8? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

　　你结婚了，你当时是几岁，八岁吗？欢迎回到地球！拿好勺子！

　　Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Stay out of my freezer!

　　我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了。 离我的冰箱远点！

　　Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I

　　从她离开我之后，我