谢谢你！太感谢你了！

　　Monica: You stop.

　　不要这样！

　　Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.

　　不，我给你说啊，昨晚上我就好像我所有的生日、毕业典礼外加大厦落成典礼。

　　Monica: We'll talk later.

　　我们回头再聊。

　　Paul: Thank you.

　　好的，谢谢你。

　　Joey: That wasn't a real date. What the hell do you do on a real date?

　　那还不是真正的约会。那你真正约会时会干什么？

　　Monica: Shut up and put my table back.

　　闭嘴，把我的桌子移回去。

　　Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,...it doesn't make much of a difference...

　　好了，孩子们，我要去上班了。如果我不去输入那些数字那其实也没有什么差别

　　Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?

　　好像你们都有工作哦？

　　Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.

　　对，我们都有。这样我们才有钱买东西。

　　Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.

　　对，我是演员。

　　Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?

　　哇！我有见过你的作品吗？

　　Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

　　可能没有，大部分都是区域性作品。

　　Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio at the little theater in the park?

　　哦，等等，除非你碰巧在公园了的小剧场了看了皮诺曹的重播。

　　Joey: Look, it was a job all right?

　　听着，那也是份工作好吧？

　　Chandler: "Look, Geppetto. I'm a real live boy. "

　　瞧，Gippetto，我是个真正的小男孩。

　　Joey: I will not take this abuse.

　　我不会把这样的羞辱放在心上。

　　Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."

　　你是对的，对不起，"从前我是木头男孩，木头小男孩"

　　Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.

　　你们该知道，他死定了。