我可以留在这吗？

　　Ross: That would be no.

　　答案会是不。

　　Ross: Hi.

　　嗨。 嗨

　　Carol:Is this a bad time?

　　时间不巧？

　　Ross: oh, no it's……the Stone Age.I hate that.

　　哦，不，现在是石器时代。

　　Ross: You look great. I hate that.

　　你的气色好极了，我讨厌看到这样。

　　Carol: Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.

　　抱歉，谢了！你的气色也很好。

　　Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands erect...

　　好吧，在这儿任何人，直立行走的人

　　Ross: So what's new? Still, uh..

　　最近如何？还是

　　.Carol: A lesbian?

　　女同志？

　　Ross: Well...you never know. How's, um. how's the family?

　　好吧，谁会料到呢，呃，家里如何？

　　Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh

　　玛蒂还是疑神疑鬼的，噢，呃

　　Ross: Carol, why why are you here, Carol?

　　卡萝，为什么来这儿？

　　Carol: I'm pregnant. Ross: Pregnant? !

　　我怀孕了。怀孕？！

　　Woman: Huh, looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all.

　　哈，看起来似乎她一点都不急着离开。

　　Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

　　这是"斯瑞家族公司"，他们有误会的那集。

　　Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV. )

　　那我已经看过这一集了。

　　Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?

　　喝完没？

　　Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

　　抱歉，吞下去的时间太慢。

　　Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this? !

　　这是谁的小纸团？

　　Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...(sees that Monica is glaring at him)...now I wish I was dead.

　　噢，呃，应该是我的，我写给自己一张便条，后来觉得自己不需要了，于是将它揉成纸团，现在我希望我已经死了。

　　Phoebe: She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, you already fluffed. It's fine.

　　她已经拍松过那个枕头。摩妮卡，你已经拍过了枕头了？可以了。

　　Monica: Look, I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

　　听着，抱歉各位，我只是不想给他们更多借题发挥的机会。

　　Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

　　嗯，我们都知道，父母对孩子的枕头要求有多苛刻。

　　Joey: Would you relax, you do this every time they come, the place is great.

　　你能放轻松些吗？他们每次来你都这样，这里已经很棒了。

　　You got a beautiful lasagna here that looks good enough...to avoid touching.

　　你这里有意大利烤面，这看起来足够好以至于不许碰。

　　Phoebe: Monica. Monica: Hi! Phoebe: Um, Monica, umm, you're scaring me.

　　摩妮卡。嗨！摩妮卡你吓到我了。

　　I mean, you're like, you're all chaotic and twirly. you know? And notnot in a good way. .

　　我是说，你就像是，你一直手忙脚乱慌里慌张的，你知道吗？而且显得很不好。

　　Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

　　是啊，淡定。每次他们来时，你也没见过罗斯会忙乱慌张。