Woman: Oh, man. What happened here?

Man: What's wrong?

 

Woman: Someone ran a pen through the dryer, and now all of my clothes AND the dryer are a real mess.

 

Man: Ugh. Wow. That's rough. Well, I have to go. I'm playing tennis with Jacob in a few minutes.

 

Woman: NO! No way! Wait, wait. What about the mess?

 

Man: Well, uh, what clothes did you have in there?

 

Woman: I had two of my . . .

 

Man: They weren't mine?! Uh . . .

 

Woman: Listen. I had two of my new shirts, a pair of shorts, and some running socks, and one of your work shirts.

 

Man: No way!

 

Woman: And from the looks of the pen stain, you are the one who probably left a pen in your pocket from work.

 

Man: Oooh. Uh . . .

 

Woman: Yeah.

 

Man: How do you know?

 

Woman: Here's the pen, and it has your company logo on it.

 

Man: Oh. Uh . . .

 

Woman: So, look, here. Here's your phone.

 

Man: My phone? For what?

 

Woman: Call your friends and tell them you're going to be late. And try using this hairspray. It'll help get the ink stains out of the dryer.

 

Man: Oohhh. Well, yeah, I guess it was my fault. Um, how about if I take you to buy some new clothes after I get back?

 

Woman: Okay. I'd appreciate that, but please, be more careful next time.

 

Man: Okay. Sorry.

 

Woman: Love ya.

 

1. a pen

2. shorts

3. his friends

4. He`s going to take her to a local store.

5. The man apologizes for his mistake.