Police officer!

Tough day.

Where am I?

You're dead.

This is a joke.

Hilarious.

You have skills that we want.

We'd like you to join the R.I.P.D..

The R.I.P.D.?

______1_______.

I think you're smellin' what I'm sellin'.

Your job is catching deados, the bad souls that escape judgment.

Meet your new partner.

No!

You got to earn that.

C'mon.

_________2_________.

Now, some souls hide out among the living.

Damn, I don't know what eyes I should shoot between.

There's something else.

You don't look like you, you don't sound like you anymore.

So what do I look like?

Really?

An old Chinese guy?

What about you?

Well, I guess you win, Roy.

You ready?

Stanley Nawlicki.

We are with the Department of Health.

We suspect that you might be dead.

You can bag this one.

My treat.

No, I'm not, I'm not going near that.

Don't tense up!

You might notice we're pretty durable.

Still hurts.

I've never seen that before!

If the dead take over, that's it for the living world.

_________3_________.

This world is for the living.

And R.I.P.D. is gonna keep it that way.

Holy...

That went well assuming the world don't end.

Fun, right?

Don't tense up!