Wow! Fliphone, huh? You ever carbon-dated this thing?

- What are you doing? - Don't be so slow. I like you.

Would you care for a little goo?

You kind of got some on your face.

- Did I... - Lower.

Right there.

Adam. Sex addict.

Hi, Adam.

________1___________.

- Thanks for letting me share. - I'm proud to be your sponsor.

There's a lot of dudes in here.

My other program isn't such a sausage fest.

Wait. You're not an alcoholic, are you?

I'm not an alcoholic.

You know if it keeps going well, you've got to tell here, right?

- Is that a sobriety medallion? - I've been in recovery for five years.

- For what? - Sex addiction.

Isn't that something that guys just say when they get caught cheating?

How could you be a sex addict? You don't even have sex.

What are you doing?!

It's a little bit more complicated than that.

Would you excuse me.

_________2_______.

I'm out of control.

- No subway, no Internet. - Okay.

We have to do whatever it takes.

Hey, baby. You want to dance?

This is taking me to places where I don't wanna go right now.

My ex just called. He wants me to come over.

- Dede, don't! Where are you? - Outside his place.

Where is it? Tell me!

Damn, dude! You just got all Jack Bauer on me!

Who are you talking to?

- What? - Let me see your phone.

This isn't gonna work without a little bit of trust.

__________3_____________.

That was so solid of you to come all this way for me.

- I'm not really a dancer. - Let your inhibitions run wild!

I don't think inhibitions can!

Dude, everything in this city make me want to act out!

Just remember: one day at a time.

You're the one who told me I couldn't take the subway anymore.

So now I'm out there, biking for my life like il postino!

Italia!

Are they taking the TV out of you room?! What are you? Amish?

Yes and I was hoping to escort you to a barn raising upon my return.

I've never been just friends with a guy before.

It's so... hot!