Hey!

Who's that? 

She's my neighbor. Not my type. 

Why? Because she's not a model?

Yeah, stay away from that!

Right now, _________1_________.

Without this deal, we're done.

What's going on here? Don't tell me you signed a contract with these guys.

This is just business.

Guess what? We're out of money. I don't know what else to do, J.B.

Hey! __________2____________?

I think I cracked this.

It's called "million dollar arm".

We find the first major league baseball player from India.

You like being on the road? 

Words cannot express...

Ray, how are we gonna know if anyone can throw if you keep your eyes shut all day?

I can hear it.

Really?

That was about a 43.

Bingo! 

We have our finalists!

Welcome to America, boys.

Okay, all right, guys...

Who is that? Is she a servant?

She's a beautiful servant!

We can't train somebody who's never picked up a baseball, it's insane!

Okay. So, how is it going? 

Baseball is very hard.

This is major league baseball, not some social experiment.

They're not ready for this kind of pressure.

This is business. 

You'll be a sideshow.

These guys are not ready for a pro tryout.

___________3__________.

Are you okay?

These kids? They're my last best shot.

But they're also just a couple of great kids. Kids.

I mean, they're far from home. They need to see that you care.

This whole "alternative family" thing looks good on you.

Let's do this, partner.

You've got a major league tryout.

- Are you messing with us? - No, I'm not messing with you. You got a tryout!

All right, go head, say it.

Did you kiss Miss Brenda?

No!

She kissed me.

Oh, J.B. scored!