I've been running a blog about how much you suck.

What's it called? 

Whyyousuck.net.

Your wife wrote that blog, right?

My friends back home won't believe I met you!

What does Leo think about all of this? 

Oh, he still never read it.

Writing a blog does not make you a writer.

Next month, RandomHouse is releasing Why You Suck, the book!

I met someone. 

That's fantastic!

Where? 

At a wedding.

Whose?

Hers.

____________1__________.

It's like a fairytale...

What the hell is she thinking?

My mom thinks you rushed into this.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

You want to get a coffee sometime?

This is my wedding.

Well, we all have baggage.

What you did was superficial as hell. But it took balls.

She runs that weird tour company. 

I've heard these are actually cool.

Well, it actually doesn't matter because she's actually married.

He doesn't deserve you. 

You know nothing about Danny.

Let's get the tour started. 

What about him?

___________2______________.

There's an hilarious chapter about it in a book I'm reading.

He's a failed writer. 

______________3____________.

Beautiful things that seem impossible happen every day.

This stems from what?

A snap judgment based on physical attraction to a married woman you don't know?

And that snap judgment totally stands.

If you can disprove one thing a person says

people will question everything else they say.

It's the dish-washer!

Isn't he afraid of heights?

We're all wrong for someone.

If I were twenty years younger, I'd do you.

That was the nicest thing the mother of anyone I've loved has ever said.