My name is Barry Burke. I've been friend with Rafe, Kurt and Desmond since we all went to camp together. I'd be remiss if I didn't say a few words about his dad. I remember the time in 6th grade when he snuck us out of PE. ___________1________.

Come here! Photo op! 

Oh, my God.

You work with a lot of pretty ladies, don't you? Especially that cute brunette account planner he pointed out.

Oh, yeah?

Desmond was telling me that back when he used to actually have sex with his wife, he used to imagine her instead. 

She's my daughter.

Guys, what if we want to get rid of him?

What we need of someone who has to put up with Barry.

A wife.

Guys, I promise you, __________2____________, okay?

I'm Barry.

Hi 

Hi. Next! 

Excuse me?

I did share a cab ride home with a pretty awesome girl.

And here we go. 

Hey! Excuse me!

Did you fart? 

No, but I've been trying.

Yeah, because I farted right when we got in and that is not my brand.

It's pathetic, I can't smell anything.

Sounds like you met your soul mate. When do we get to meet her?

Hi!

Hey! No, no, no, no. I'm gonna guess. ___________3____________.

It stinks! 

It won't open!

Did I accidentally lock the windows?

I'm so excited to go swimming!

There's actually some board games back at the cabin.

Everybody doing OK down there? 

No...

Good night, everybody.

I will rebuild it with my own bare hands. I took wood shop at high school. 

I'm gonna kill you!

Oh, my God! 

Oh, God, that's sexy!

Oh yeah, right in the sink. Do it, do it, yeah.

You don't look too well.

Don't look back there.