Oh, hey! Look, it's the ice!

Why is it so big? So it doesn't melt.

It's actually really interesting how they do it. It's this one company out in Boston that...That went so, so fast!

The American West is a terrible place in time.

Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you. Angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws, the fucking doctor!

I couldn't save her... 

She had splinter, doc.

What the hell were you supposed to do?

I would like to welcome a new member to our community.

Welcome to our awesome town.

_________1_______? 

Every year people die.

Really? 

Everybody, hold still!

Hold still!

People die at the fair.

Somebody in this town is going to die.

Oh my God! Somebody is gonna get fucked up!

Please don't shoot us on sex night.

You beat this guy in a gunfight, you're gonna be a real hero.

He's the most vicious gunfighter in the territory.

I'm gonna teach you how to shoot.

Oh my God, I just broke up with her. Quick, just pretend you're my girlfriend.

I'm his girlfriend. A lot of sexual activity.

All the time, it's...I live inside her.

So if you want to send me a letter you've got to address it care of her vagina.

Yep.

Aim up.

Get ready, __________2__________.

Shut the fuck up!

Well, that was a long day.

This one man wanted me to smoke a cigar and then like ash on his balls while I'm jerking him off and it was just like "what, can I do this?", but i did...

So your job is so interesting because no two days are alike.

I know you're here, Stark.

What do you say ___________3____________?

I love that idea.

Your dick's out.

Maybe the frontier is not so bad after all.

Hey! It's a sweat young couple. Can I interest you folks in a miracle cure

Holly shit!