Huge IQ. Great performance at school. But you gave up.

Drugs. Petty crimes. You never had a job.

We set you on a certain path. 

But you didn't stay on it.

Who are you? 

The man who got you released.

__________1_________, but I know you ain't one.

Come with me.

What do you see? I see a young man with potential.

Pull the hook on your left.

Oh, yes! Very nice!

What does this do? Electrocute you? 

That'd be ridiculous. ______2_____. 

Shut up!

That is sick.

We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion.

The Kingsman Agents are the new knights.

You're about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.

You felt sorry for the boy, did you?

He will find this humiliating.

He's as much Kingsman material as any of them.

We're here to enhance your skills.

Test you to your limit.

You're gonna need to solve problems under pressure.

Like what to do ____________2________.

Interested?

Manners maketh man.

I've trouble understanding you people sometimes.

You all talk so funny.

Five! Four! Three! Two! One!

And what about them? What makes them so special?

Put it back.