Thanks again for driving up early today, man.

Easy. Not a problem.

It would have been fun to listen to this stuff tonight, but my sister broke up with her boyfriend and thinks she wants to live in Chicago now.

Not good.

Come on in. Hi, Dada!

Hi, baby. Look, guess who’s here!

Hey! Hi. It is so good to see you!

Your turn. 

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?  Nothing.

Okay. Do you think you could ________1________? 

Stay as long as you want. 

Hey, baby. I’m stealing her for one second.

Are you having a good time? Yes. 

Jenny. Ow… Jenny.

I’m fine. Hi. I’m Jenn.

Hey, Jenn. Nice to meet you.

Sorry to do that so last minute.

Thank you. No worries.

She’s drinking a lot.

She doesn’t seem like a responsible person.

She’s not a responsible person.

We can’t trust her. 

Your Aunt Jenny’s in trouble, Dude. Can you say trouble?

Trouble. Trouble, yeah.

How long are you in town for?

For a while, I think.  Cheers.

Give her a second chance. Let her prove to us that that was a one-time thing.

Thank you for doing this. I’ve gotta _______2_____.

You want me to text you updates

Oh. If you... I can send you pictures,

He’s still alive.

That’s, yeah, if you want to, yeah.

You could write like sexy novels.

Are you saying ______3_______, sell it for a gazillion dollars, and all my problems are solved?  Yes.

My family’s better than your family.

If there was sex in it, I would be so excited.

It would be my favorite book ever.