呃...你们有什么喜欢的网络播客吗？

　　All right, boys. Anything else you need?

　　好了，兄弟们，还需要什么吗？

　　Nope. All good here. Good night, buddy.

　　没有。都挺好的。晚安啦，兄弟。

　　Sleep tight, guys.

　　晚安，兄弟们。

　　So, panda, tell me about yourself. I-I've always found that the best conversations happen under the cover of darkness.

　　那个，熊猫，跟我说说你自己吧。我总觉得最精彩的对话都是发生在夜色的掩护之下的。

　　Here. I'll start...Sometimes I feel insecure, because I feel like the fur on my left side is longer than the fur on my right side.

　　我先从觉得不安全的东西说起吧，因为我觉得身体左边的毛要比右边的长。

　　I have a recurring dream that I'm a telephone pole. Is that weird? Also, my head's a little too big for most hats.

　　我有一个循环不断的梦，梦见我是一电线杆子。是不是很奇怪？还有，我的头比大多数的帽子都大。

　　So, why do you think you don't have a girlfriend? Wait, wait. Before you answer, I got to run to the bathroom real quick. Hold that thought.

　　那个，你觉得没有女朋友是为什么呢？等等。先别回答，我抓紧时间去上个厕所。等一下。

　　Oh, no! Uh, h-hey, man. Hey, hey, sorry. Quick question. Uh, what should I do if the water in the toilet isn't in the toilet anymore?

　　哦，不！嗯，兄弟。嘿，不好意思，问一下。呃，要是马桶里的水不在马桶里了，我该怎么办呢？

　　Actually, wait. I-I-I think I got it. Sorry. Good night.

　　不过，等一下。我知道怎么办了。不好意思，晚安。

　　Oh, man. Update...so, now the water is sort of everywhere, and it's moving into the living room. Thoughts?

　　哦，天呐。最新消息... 要是水有点到处都是了，而且正在向客厅扩散。有啥办法呢？

　　I'm gonna try and put it back in. Just gonna borrow this real quick. Uh...yep. Here you go. Also, you're out of toilet paper.

　　我要想办法把它弄回去。只需要用一下这个。嗯 ...妥了。你枕好了哈。另外，你们的厕纸用完了。

　　Ugh. I had a rough night. I kept hearing the toilet flushing and splashing or something. How'd you sleep, panda?

　　呃。昨天没睡好。我老听着有冲马桶和溅水之类的声音。你睡得怎么样，熊猫？

　　Ohh. All right, don't worry about it, man. I'll make us some nice coffee, and we'll...

　　噢。好啊，不用担心啦。等我给咱们泡个咖啡，然后...

　　Oh. Good morning, you two. I made us some coffee. Oops! Ah, that'll wash out.

　　哦，早上好啊，二位。我给咱们泡了点咖啡。哎呦！啊，应该能洗下去的。

　　Also, I hope it's cool I invited a few friends over. They wanted to check out the pad.

　　另外，希望你们不介意我请了些朋友过来。他们想来试试大富翁桌游。