Darcy：How are you this evening,my dear?  

Lizzie：Very well. Only I wish you would notcall me "my dear".  

Darcy：Why?  

Lizzie：It's what my father calls my motherwhen he's cross.  

Darcy：What endearments am I allowed?  

Lizzie：Well, let me think. Lizzie for everyday. My pearl for sundays.   And...Goddess Divine, but only on very specialoccasions.  

Darcy：And what shall I call you when I'mcross? Mrs Darcy?  

Lizzie：No,No. You may only call meMrs.Darcy when you completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.  

Darcy：And how are you this evening...  Mrs.Darcy? Mrs.Darcy...Mrs.Darcy Mrs.Darcy...