Sheldon：Santa?

Santa :  Oh, hello, Sheldon. You should be asleep.

Sheldon：Well, then, you shouldn'thave jingle bells on your boots.

 Santa :  I've been wanting to talk to you. I'm sorry Idisappointed you when you were a little boy. I-I can do a lot of magicalthings, but unfortunately bringing your Pop-Pop back isn't one of them.

Sheldon： I understand.

Santa :   But I-I do have something special foryou. Close your eyes.

Sheldon： Oh, I hope it's atrain.

Santa :   Oh, it's better than a train.

Sheldon： Two trains?

Santa :   Better.

Sheldon： I'm getting threetrains.

Santa :  Okay, open 'em. This is for leaving me in thedungeon to be eaten alive by ogres!

Sheldon：Wait, uh, uh, hang on. I-Inmy defense...

Santa :   Ho, ho, ho, ya big dork!