-Blair: What was that I heard? Eric's coming home?Perfect timing.

-Serena: How so?

-Blair: Well, it gives your mother and brother timeto bond alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps and moon the N.Y.U.Dormsfrom the limo.

-Serena: Blair, what are you talking about?

-Blair: S., It's only the most important night of thefall.

-Serena: Oh, the sleepover.

-Blair: I prefer soiree. "Sleepover" is sosophomore year.

-Serena: Look, you know I can't go to that. I have that plan.

-Blair: Serena, when there's a Waldorf soiree,there's nothing else on the social calendar.

-Serena: Blair, the plan is Dan. Remember, the guy you realized isactually a human being, and worthy of your time and attention? No offense.

-Jenny: None taken.

-Serena: Look, I'm really sorry, but this date is unbreakable. Maybewe can swing by later or something—

-Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm adestination, and if you refuse to attend, I'm gonna have to find a replacement.Girls, the waiting list.

-Serena: Okay. Well, uh, I should get going. Bye.