第97期:我妈生来为搞笑(在线收听

   今天我们分享的是妈妈搞笑的事情

  Mom:Don't forget to unload the dishwasher
  Mom:Did you finish your homework?
  Mom:We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
  Mom:Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.
  Son: U are? Omg thank u.
  Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
  妈妈:别忘了把盘子从洗碗机拿出来。
  妈妈:家庭作业做完了吗?
  妈妈:我们得去奶奶家过感恩节。
  妈妈:爸爸和我商量过了,我们准备下个月给你买一辆汽车。
  儿子:真的吗?天啊,真是太谢谢你们了。
  妈妈:不是这样的,我只是想确认你收到我发的消息了。
  Mom. Where are you???
  Leaving Wal-Mart.Halfway home.Why sweetie?
  You brought me to Wal-Mart with you -_-.
  妈妈,你在哪呢???
  我正要离开沃尔玛. 快要到家了. 怎么了,宝贝?
  咱俩一起来的沃尔玛啊!
  Your great aunt just passes away. LOL
  Why is that funny?
  It's not funny David! What do you mean?
  Mom lol means laughing out loud!
  Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone. I thought it means lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh god.
  妈妈:你姑奶奶刚过世了。LOL
  David:这有什么好笑的?
  妈妈:一点都不好笑,David! 你什么意思啊?
  David:妈妈,LOL就是大声笑的意思。
  妈妈:啊,我的天啊。我刚给每个人都发了。我还以为这是很多的爱的意思呢。我得给每个人都打电话,天啊!
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