-Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!

-Really? Well, isn't that exciting.

-No, Mom, he's really alive.Look.

-Merry Christmas,everybody.

-Jesus H. Fuck!

-Let's all be best friends.

-Oh, my God!John, get away from that thing.Get over here right now.

-But, Dad...

-Get over here!

-Helen, get my gun.

-Dad, no!

-Is it a hugging gun?

-Helen, get my gun,and call the police!

-I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.I just wanted John and I to be friends.

-Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive and _________.

-Oh, my God!It's a miracle.It's a Christmas miracle.You're just like the Baby Jesus.

 

【中文】

-爸爸妈妈，你们猜怎么着？我的泰迪熊活了！

-真的吗？那真是让人兴奋

-不，妈妈，他真的活了，你看！

-大家圣诞快乐

-上帝啊！

-让我们大家成为好朋友吧

-哦，我的天！约翰，离那东西远一点，到这儿来

- 但是，爸爸…

- 马上过来！

- 海伦，把枪拿给我

- 爸爸，不！

-是抱抱枪吗？

-海伦，去拿我的枪！打电话叫警察！

-我很抱歉，班尼特先生，我不想吓到任何人，我只是想和约翰做朋友

-是啊爸爸，我昨晚许了愿希望泰迪有生命，然后_______

-哦，老天！这是个奇迹是个圣诞奇迹，你简直是小上帝