听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》 Boy Meets Girls-2（在线收听） |
| Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out? Simple, you open the door and say, "get out, you are bothering me". No, I mean like on a date. Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers till he hears the word "yes". Sounds like a lot of work. Yeah, after all that, what do you got? A girl. What's the point? Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing your pathetic conversation. Perhaps, you two neophytes would like some coaching from a seasoned veteran. OK, Minkus, let's pretend for just a minute that I'm actually interested in what you've got to say. Well, girls are the soft, caring gentle creatures of nature yet, so complex and mysterious. Minkus, get a cat. Here, my research material. Perkey Magazine? Perkey tells girls everything they wanna know about themselves. Therefore, if we read it we'll know everything about them, too. It's the roadmap to their very souls. Shaving your legs. How high is high enough. Your little friend there hasn't got his telegram yet. Mascara, use it, don't abuse it. Well, um, as long as I don't actually have to go to the newsstand and buy it, I might as well borrow it for a couple of days. Guys with one eyebrow. What's their problem? You know, this is the encyclopedia to everything you don't wanna know. Yeah, can you imagine reading this kind of garbage? I know, every morning when I look for a magazine to hide my math book I think Sports Illustrated(magazine), Road and Tracker(magazine). Wait, how about the lip gloss issue of Perky? Hi, Shawn. Hehehe... Would you like to go to the movies with me? Hehehe... Great, we can meet at my locker after school. And my mom will drop us off at the mall. See you later, terminator. Did she just tell a joke I didn't get? Shawn, stop laughing. I can't. Well, I don't even know what just happened. I'm feeling really weird, Cory. Hehehe... You looked really weird. Shawn, what's happening? I don't know, hehehe... You're scaring me. Shawn, talk to me. I can't talk about it. I can laugh about it, but I cannot talk about it, hehehe... Words & Information: neophyte: A neophyte is someone who is new to a particular activity. seasoned : You can use seasoned to describe a person who has a lot of experience of something. For example, a seasoned traveller is a person who has travelled a lot. |
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