老友记精校版第1季 第76期:停电(3)（在线收听）

Jill: Hello? Oh, hi mom. Mom! Mom you're tripping. Dexter is a dog. The black out is scaring him.

喂？妈妈。妈，妈妈！你吓坏了！Dexter是一条狗，停电把它吓坏了。

You'd pee in dad's shoes too if you did't know what's going on... All right, call me back.

如果你不知道发生了什么，你也可以尿在爸爸的鞋子里。好吧，给我回电话。

Mother's Chandler: Yeah. (Atta boy! A word. That wasn't so hard. Mother's, yeah, mother's, yeah. Perfect! Don't smile)

妈妈的。是啊。（好小子。一个词。没那么难嘛。妈妈的，是啊，妈妈的，是啊。完美！不要笑。）

Jill: Would you like to call somebody?

你要不要给谁打个电话？

Chandler: (Yeah, about 300 guys I went to the high school with) Yeah, thanks.

(是啊，大概那300个高中同学)。好的，谢谢。

Monica: Hello? Chandler: Hey, it's me.

喂？嗨，是我。

Monica: It's Chandler. Are you OK? Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine.

是Chandler！你还好吧？我很好。

I'm trapped...in an ATM vestibule...with Jill Goodacre!

我被困在…取款机室…和Jill Goodacre！

Monica: What? Chandler: I'm trapped...in an ATM vestibule...with Jill Goodacre!

什么？我被困在…取款机室…和Jill Goodacre！

Monica: I have no idea what you just said.

我没搞懂你在说什么。

Chandler: Put Joey on the phone.

让Joey接电话。

Joey: What's up, man? Chandler: I'm trapped...in an ATM vestibule...with Jill Goodacre

怎么了，兄弟？我被困在…取款机室…和Jill Goodacre

Joey: Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!... Chandler, listen, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)

哦，我的天那！他被困在取款机室了，和Jill Goodacre在一起！Chandler，听着，听着（故意说得混淆不清）

Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind...

你以为我没那么想过。