老友记精校版第1季 第80期:停电(7)（在线收听）

Jill: Would you like some gum?

想来片口香糖吗？

Chandler: Oh, is it sugarless?

嗯，是无糖的吗？

Jill: Sorry, it's not.

不好意思，不是

Chandler: Then no, thanks. (What the hell was that? )

哦那不用了，谢谢。（那到底是什么？）

Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.

记住：如果Jill Goodacre请你吃口香糖，你就吃。如果她请你吃撕烂的动物尸体，你也得吃。

Phoebe: New York City has no power; And the milk is getting sour; But to me it is not scary; Because I stay away from dairy...la la la, la la, la la...

纽约没有电，牛奶在发酸。不过没关系，因为我不喝牛奶…... 啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦…...

Ross: OK, here it goes.

好吧，就这么办。

Joey: Are you gonna do it?

你决定啦？

Ross: I'm gonna do it.

我决定了。

Joey: Do you want me to help?

需要我帮助吗？

Ross: If you come out there, you're a dead man.

如果你要在那出现，你就死定了。

Joey: Good luck, man.

祝你好运，兄弟。

Ross: Thanks. OK.

谢谢。好了。

Joey: OK.

好。

Joey: Hey, where are you going?

喂，你要去哪里？

Monica: Outside.

外面啊。

Joey: No, no, you can't go out there.

不不，你不能去那儿。

Monica: Why not?

什么不能？

Joey: Because of...the reason.

因为…一个原因。

Monica: And that would be?

那么原因是？

Joey: I, um, can't tell you.

呃，我不能告诉你。

Monica: Joey, what's going on?

Joey，怎么回事？

Joey: OK, listen, you gotta promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

好吧，你必须保证你无论如何也不会告诉Ross是我跟你说的。

Monica: About what?

关于什么的？

Joey: He's planning your birthday party...

他正在计划给你开生日派对。

Monica: Oh my God! I love him!

哦，我的天！我太爱他了！

Joey: You'd better act surprised.

你最好还是装出很惊喜。