老友记精校版第1季 第128期:钱德之母(2)（在线收听）

Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, you know,and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.

哦，并且他是那种肯听你讲话的人，你知道的，而不是那种，一边说“对，我明白”，但实际上却在想象你没穿衣服的样子。

Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.

我希望所有的男人都像他这样。

Phoebe: I know.

我懂。

Ross: I don't get it. You don't even know this guy.

我就不明白了，你们都不认识这男的。

Chandler: Yeah, are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

是啊，你俩在城里就找不到清醒的男人吗？

Monica: He doesn't have anyone.

他身边没人照顾。

Phoebe: Yeah, wewe feel kinda responsible.

对，我们觉得应该负点责任。

Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.

我不敢相信你说了“喔喔”， 我都不说“喔喔”。

Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up!

哦，她出来了，她出来了。

Jay Leno: Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound':The always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.

各位，稍后我们将讨论她的新书，《洒脱的快感》永远引人入胜的Nora Tyler Bing. 这会儿你该叫孩子们上床睡觉了。

Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.

我们没必要看这个。Showtime， HBO 和Cinemax台都在放《老板度假去》。

Rachel: No way, forget it.

不可能，别想了。

Joey: C'mon, she's your mom!

嘿，那是你老妈。

Chandler: Exactly. Weekend at Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times!No?

正是如此。看《老板度假去》！死人的腹股沟被打个二，三十次呢！不看吗？

Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books!

Chandler，我跟你说， 我超爱你老妈的书！超爱看她的书！

I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!

上飞机必带一本！这太赞了！

Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'

好啊，如果11岁的时候你的小伙伴们争相传阅《情妇婊子》第79页，你就不会觉得赞了。

Monica: I remember page 79.

我记得第79页的内容！

Joey: Oh yeah, the thing after the opera with the girl with trick hip?

哦，对，歌剧之后的事还有那个长着小翘臀的女孩？

Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.

好啦，Chandler， 我喜欢你老妈。我觉得她很棒！

Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.

她不是你老妈，你怎么说都行。

Ross: Oh, please.

好啦，够了。

Paolo: Bona sera.

晚上好！

Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie.

哦，亲爱的，么么。