看老友记学英语 裸男有个美腿器（在线收听）

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

-Woman: She didn’t leave in such a hurry after all.

她似乎不急着离开.

-Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

这是“斯瑞家族公司”，他们有误会的那集.

-Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)

我看过这集了.

-Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?

喝完没？

-Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

抱歉，吞下去的时间太慢.

-Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?!

这是谁的小纸团?

-Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine.

是我的.

See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. (Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)

我写给自己的一张便条，后来觉得自己不需要，于是将它揉成纸团，现在我不想活了

-Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

她已经拍过那个枕头。Monica, 你已经拍过了枕头了？

-Monica: Look, I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

我只是不想让他们有借题发挥的机会。

-Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

恩，我们都知道

父母对孩子的枕头要求有多苛刻.

-Joey: would you relax, you do this every time they come, the place is great.

你能放松一下吗？他们来你每次都这样，这里看起来已经很棒了。

you got a lasagna here that looks good enough……to avoid touching.

你这里有意大利千层面，看起来好极了…..还不碰

-Phoebe: Monica.

Monica.

-Monica: Hi!

嗨!

-Phoebe: Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

我是说，你现在这样子慌慌张张的.

-Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

安心吧，他们没看过每次他们来时，Ross慌张的模样.

-Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.

You see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

因为在我爸妈心中Ross不可能犯错，他是个王子，显然，他们在我出生前有个大型仪式。

-Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

喂，喂，喂，喂，喂，喂!

-Monica: What?

什么？

-Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!

裸体丑男人有个“美腿器”!

-All: Eeaagh!