看老友记学英语 爹妈不能换啊（在线收听）

[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]

-Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?

你的父母真的那么糟糕吗？

-Ross: Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.

你要知道这些人十分专业，他们知道他们要做什么，他们会躲在那里，再来个突然袭击.

-Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents... boy, if you could (To Ross) I'd want yours.

常言道：父母是无法交换的，如果可以，我要你的父母.

-Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)

我要去尿尿了.

-Phoebe: You know, it's even worse when you're twins.

如果你是双胞胎，情况会更惨.

-Rachel: You're twins?

你是双胞胎?

-Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type.

对,我们不往来，她是一心追求事业的人，她从事什么工作?

-Chandler: What does she do?

她从事什么工作？

-Phoebe: She's a waitress.

服务生.

-Joey: Identical?

长的一样吗？

-Phoebe: People say we look alike. But I don’t see it

大家都说我俩长的很像，但我不这么认为.

-Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)

各位，我得打扫了.

-Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

Chandler, 你是独生子？你没有这些困扰.

-Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.

没有，尽管我有个想象中的朋友，而我爸妈比较喜欢他.

-Rachel: turn off the lights, please.

帮我关灯.