I've had sex before marriage

 

I smoked hella weed

 

And then I shared it

 

 

Yeah, I confess

 

I've scrolled through Pornhub

 

I've had impure thoughts

 

And acted upon 'em

 

 

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me

 

At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go

 

 

Thank God

 

Thank God for making a hell

 

Thank God for making

 

A place for the fire

 

And greedy-ass liars

 

But I'm just like everyone else

 

Thank God for hell

 

 

Yeah, I'll admit

 

My mind's a bit dirty

 

Only go to church

 

If somebody's forced me

 

 

Yeah, I confess

 

I say some bad words

 

And I haven't yet

 

But I bet I'll get a divorce

 

 

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me

 

At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go

 

 

Thank God

 

Thank God for making a hell

 

Thank God for making

 

A place for the fire

 

And greedy-ass liars

 

But I'm just like everyone else

 

 

Thank God

 

Thank God for knowing me well

 

Thank God for making

 

A place I can smoke

 

And tell fucked-up jokes

 

Eternally just be myself

 

Thank God for hell

 

 

Mmm, thank God for hell

 

Mmm

 

 

If the pearly gates won't open up for me

 

Fuck em

 

 

Thank God

 

Thank God for making a hell

 

Thank God for making

 

A place for the fire

 

And greedy-ass liars

 

But I'm just like everyone else

 

 

Thank God

 

Thank God for knowing me well

 

Thank God for making

 

A place I can smoke

 

And tell fucked-up jokes

 

Eternally just be myself

 

Thank God for hell