读者文摘:愚蠢的代价(1)（在线收听）

A Pennsylvania man plagued by opossums in his yard set fire to a pile of leaves, hoping to scare off the marsupials.

宾夕法尼亚州一名男子在自家院子里被负鼠骚扰，他点燃了一堆树叶，希望吓跑负鼠。

We don't know whether it worked, but he did succeed in nearly burning down his home, causing $50,000 worth of damage.

我们不知道这是否奏效，但他确实成功烧毁了自己的房子，造成了价值5万美元的损失。

A woman won $25,000 after entering a sweepstakes at an Illinois gambling parlor.

一名女子进入伊利诺斯州的一家赌场，抽奖赢得了2.5万美元。

Good for her, except that she happens to be a prominent anti-gambling crusader, having gone after casinos, a VFW raffle,

这对她来说是好事，除了她正好是一位杰出的反赌人士，去过赌场，抽了彩票，

and even the parent company of the gambling parlor where she won.

甚至还去了她赢钱的那家赌场的母公司。

Still, she insists she's not a hypocrite: Her winnings are a result of her crusade. "It's God showing his grace on me."

尽管如此，她仍然坚称自己不是伪正人：中奖奖金是她反赌的结果。“这是上帝在向我显示他的恩典。”

A man was arrested after Florida police mistook the glaze on his Krispy Kreme doughnut for crystal meth.

美国佛罗里达州一名男子因将卡卡圈坊上的奶浆错拿成冰毒而被捕。

His sweet revenge: a $37,500 settlement.

甜蜜的代价是：37500美元的赔偿。