趣味英语第157期:怎么知道现在是离开互联网的时候了（在线收听）

Davio... I'm not gonna pronounce this right. Okay, "Astvaldersson"...

我想这个名字我可能念不对。好吧，Davio Astvaldersson问道：

Say that when you're drunk a couple of times.

在你喝醉好几次的时候。

How do you know it's time to leave the Internet?

怎么知道现在是离开互联网的时候了？

Well, your eyes get blinded.

嗯，在你的眼睛快瞎了的时候。

When you can't keep your eyes open anymore you probably should go to sleep and then leave the Internet.

当你的眼睛睁不开了时，你也许应该去睡觉了，那时就是离开互联网的时候。

When you started in the morning and it's already night.

在你从早上开始上网一直持续至晚上的时候。

Pretty much when your parents say, "Get to beeeeeed!"

在你的父母说“去睡觉”的时候。

If you've been on it all day, and your parents are starting to complain, and you're not doing your homework.

如果你一整天都在上网，你的父母已经开始念叨而且你还没有做作业，那就是那个时候。

When you're procrastinating and you see homework and you need to do it.

在你一直拖拉，还要做作业的时候。

You know it's time to go when you just start typing random things into the search box.

当你开始在搜索框随意输入的时候，你应该知道你该离开互联网了。

The way it happens for me is I get into the deep YouTube or the deep web and just the stuff where you're like, "What the f-- what am I watching?"

对我来说，在我深陷youtube和网络的时候，会突然发现“我TM到底在看什么东西？”这时我知道应该离开互联网了。

When you're at the weird part of YouTube and you're watching popping pimple videos... that's when you should leave.

在你在youtube网站上一个奇怪的分区观看出痘视频时，那就是你应该离开互联网的时候。

I really don't know why you'd want to leave the Internet at this point. Otherwise, what are you going to do all day?

我真是不知道你为什么想在现在离开互联网。不上网的话，你这一整天要干什么？

That's easy! You don't leave the Internet. No one leaves the Internet. You stay on it for as long as possible, until your computer dies and you can't find the charger. As soon as you find the charger, go immediately back on because you will have withdrawals. It's bad.

很简单！你不会离开互联网。没有人会离开互联网。你会尽可能长地留在互联网，直到你的电脑关机，直到你找不到充电器。而你一找到充电器，就会马上开始上网，你会收回你的话。那很糟糕。