《绝望的主妇》精讲614（在线收听）

Hi. Before coming to these meetings,

你好来参加会议之前，

I never realized how messy substance abusers can be.

我还真不知道酗酒者这么邋遢呢。

We usually leave the doughnut crumbs for the Overeaters Anonymous group that meets after us. You know, just to mess with 'em."

我们一般都把甜甜圈的碎屑都留着好让大家捣鼓。

You're awful.

你可真顽皮。

So tell me, Bree. How long have you been sober?

告诉我，Bree，你不喝酒有多长时间了？

Gosh, um, I'm not exactly sure.

天啊，我还真不知道了。

Oh. Is somebody still drinking?

这么说，还在喝了？

Now why would you say that?

没有，干吗这么说？

I've never met an alcoholic yet who didn't know exactly how long it'd been since his last drink.

我还没遇到哪个要戒酒的人，不知道自己滴酒未沾有多久了。

Okay, you got me. I'm not really an alcoholic.

好吧，被你说中了，其实我不是真正的酗酒者。

You don't say.

真的啊？

It's true. I'm coming here because of my son.

真的，我来这是因为我儿子。

You see, he's, he's trying to take me to court to become an emancipated minor,

他想上法院，争取脱离父母监管，

and he's planning on lying to the judge and telling him that I am some sort of dreadful lush.

跟法官撒谎，说我是个不称职的母亲。

So I'm coming to these meetings to give the impression that I have changed.

所以，我来此的目的是，要让他们认为我已经改过自新了。

But you don't really need to change because you don't have a problem with alcohol.

但是，你并不是真的要改过，因为你根本不酗酒？

Exactly.

没错！

I'll tell you what. Here's my card and if you ever do have a problem

这是我的名片，如果你真的有酗酒问题，

or you just feel like talking, give me a call, okay?

或者你想聊天，尽管给我电话，好吗？

I know you think I'm kidding myself, but I'm not.

我知道你以为我是在开玩笑，但我不是。

I'm nothing like you people. I just don't have a compulsive personality.

我根本不是你们这一路人，我没有什么强迫症。