《愤怒的小鸟》精讲04（在线收听）

　　Anger is a weed growing in our garden.And what do you do when you find a weed?

　　愤怒是破坏我们家园的杂草，当发现杂草时你会怎么做?

　　I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me. You pluck it out!

　　我不知道，不过你肯定会告诉我，你会把它连根拔掉

　　Oh, my God.

　　哎呀，妈呀！

　　Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village, did you notice that nobody tried to stop you? Birds, they may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you.

　　胖红先生，当时搬出这个村子的时候，你有没有注意到，根本就没有鸟来挽留你?村民在路上看到你时会笑笑，但是这并不代表他们喜欢你。

　　Hey, you know what? I got a question for you. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? We all see ya prancing along the street, Your Honor!

　　嘿，我有个问题想问你，你知不知道你那件长袍的把戏早被大家给看穿了?大家都见过你走路时候的滑稽样子，法官大人！

　　And you're, what, and I'm just approximating here, like, an inch tall?

　　其实你只有...以下都是我个人的猜测，只有一英寸高。

　　You... What are you doing? Voilà! What the... Daddy!

　　你想干嘛，瞧啊，这可无效，爸爸。

　　Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes, I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law. Anger management class.

　　胖红先生，鉴于你的罪行性质恶劣，我只能从重发落，对你判处法律规定范围内最严重的刑罚，接受愤怒管理课程。

　　Pluck my life.

　　我选择死亡。