白领英语晨读-178　Difference Because of Gender　性别差异（在线收听）

If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;

If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;

If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

If you smoke, you are a bad girl;

If he smokes, he is a gentleman.

If you do well in your exams, he says it’s luck;

If he does well, it’s brains.

If you hurt him, you are cruel;

If he hurts you, you are too sensitive!!! So hard to please!

If you send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true;

But if you don’t, they say you are selfish.
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