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Everything is wrong here!
They do everything wrong here. They eat far too much meat, and they eat it at 11PM. Yesterday we went out to dinner at 11:30 and we had trouble getting a table. At 1AM we were still eating, and the restaurant was still half full. They smoked too many cigarettes. They drank lots of strong coffee and a lot of wine. They spent too many hours in the sun and they certainly don't get enough sleep. One Saturday night, we went to a disco 2AM, and were surprised to see there were only a few people on the dark floor. Then the DJ arrived at 3 AM, and the party began. There are far too many parties in the cities, and they've too much noise everywhere. They do everything wrong here. But the quality of life is great and people really know how to enjoy themselves. I don't want to go home. |