音乐咖啡厅:Lily Allen - URL Badman

[Intro]
Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!
Mom: Alex!
Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!
Alex: *Sniff* Gosh

[Verse 1]
I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed¹ if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice²

[Pre-Chorus]
It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman

[Chorus]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

[Verse 2]
Back to calls with no prescription³
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme⁴ palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice⁵, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
Keyboard Warrior⁶ that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

[Pre-Chorus]
It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman

[Chorus]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

[Bridge]
I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
But I have to violate her
Checked the Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric mimicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

[Chorus]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
 

1 vexed   

adj.争论不休的；（指问题等）棘手的；争论不休的问题；烦恼的v.使烦恼( vex的过去式和过去分词 )；使苦恼；使生气；详细讨论

参考例句：

• The conference spent days discussing the vexed question of border controls. 会议花了几天的时间讨论边境关卡这个难题。
• He was vexed at his failure. 他因失败而懊恼。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

2 vice   

n.坏事；恶习；[pl.]台钳，老虎钳；adj.副的

参考例句：

• He guarded himself against vice.他避免染上坏习惯。
• They are sunk in the depth of vice.他们堕入了罪恶的深渊。

3 prescription   

n.处方，开药；指示，规定

参考例句：

• The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
• The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。

4 supreme   

adj.极度的，最重要的；至高的，最高的

参考例句：

• It was the supreme moment in his life.那是他一生中最重要的时刻。
• He handed up the indictment to the supreme court.他把起诉书送交最高法院。

5 chalice   

n.圣餐杯；金杯毒酒

参考例句：

• He inherited a poisoned chalice when he took over the job as union leader.他接手工会领导职务，看似风光，实则会给他带来很多麻烦。
• She was essentially feminine,in other words,a parasite and a chalice.她在本质上是个女人，换句话说，是一个食客和一只酒杯。

6 warrior   

n.勇士，武士，斗士

参考例句：

• The young man is a bold warrior.这个年轻人是个很英勇的武士。
• A true warrior values glory and honor above life.一个真正的勇士珍视荣誉胜过生命。