打工姐妹花第二季 第32期:集体嘲讽卡洛琳

 　　Here's what's left in the bag. Nope, sorry. I don't see your dignity. 袋子里就剩这个了。抱歉，没找到你的尊严。

　　Max, don't. Isn't it enough that I'm wearing dishwasher whites 麦克斯，别这样。难道我现在身穿洗碗工的大白褂还不够丢脸吗

　　that have been around since the invention of B.O.? 这玩意就是伴随着狐臭出生的

　　Oh, look at that, something ate right through the swiffer, and I don't think it was the bleach¹. 快瞧瞧，拖把居然被某液体腐蚀了，罪魁祸首貌似不是漂白剂哟。

　　How will you ever live with the shame? 犯下奇耻大辱，你以后怎么做人呀

　　Can you believe that is the man who saved us? 你能相信是那个男人救了我们吗

　　Yeah, I did not see a gun coming. 就是，完全没想到他会掏枪

　　I saw nunchucks, ninja smoke, maybe some hairpulling, but not a gun. 我可以想象双节棍，忍者烟雾或者拉人头发，但没想到他会掏枪。

　　Well, good night, ladies. I thought we all acted very brave tonight. Well, some of us. 晚安，姑娘们。今晚的我们，都非常勇敢。某些人除外。

　　Oh, yeah, I had a trauma², and I urinated. Ha ha! That's hilarious³. 是呀，我刚精神受创，所以失禁了。哈哈哈，笑死人可以了吧。

　　Yeah, you might need some counseling. 是啊，你可能需要心理咨询

　　I could drop you off at a therapist on the way to my "I was a human shield" support group. 在我去"被人当过人肉盾牌"的互助小组路上，可以顺路带你见心理医生。

　　Am I ever gonna live this down? 你什么时候才能忘了这事啊

　　It happened, like, ten minutes ago. Okay, let's move on. 十分钟前才发生的事啊。好吧，说别的。

　　Oh, look, someone left a coupon⁴ for free movie popcorn⁵. 看，有人留了张电影院的免费爆米花券呢

　　Oh, I'd love to escape to a movie after my... Well, I'd just love to escape. 我非常想远离一切，尤其是经过了这...我就想远离这一切。

　　How much are movies now, like 200 bucks⁶? 这年头看电影要多少钱啊，要200块吗

　　Unless you go with me, in which case, it is free. 如果你跟我去，就分文不花

　　I'll take you tomorrow. I've been sneaking⁷ into theaters since I was two. 我明天带你去吧。我从2岁就开始偷溜进电影院了。

　　I crawled into The little mermaid⁸ with a sack full of cheerios and a baby bottle full of diet coke. 当时我偷爬进去看《小美人鱼》，还一手揣着一袋麦圈和满满一奶瓶的健怡可乐呢。

1 bleach   

vt.使漂白；vi.变白；n.漂白剂

参考例句：

• These products don't bleach the hair.这些产品不会使头发变白。
• Did you bleach this tablecloth?你把这块桌布漂白了吗？

2 trauma   

n.外伤，精神创伤

参考例句：

• Counselling is helping him work through this trauma.心理辅导正帮助他面对痛苦。
• The phobia may have its root in a childhood trauma.恐惧症可能源于童年时期的创伤。

3 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

4 coupon   

n.息票，配给票，附单

参考例句：

• The coupon can be used once only.此优惠券只限使用一次。
• I have a coupon for ten pence off a packet of soap.我有一张优惠券买一盒肥皂可以便宜十便士。

5 popcorn   

n.爆米花

参考例句：

• I like to eat popcorn when I am watching TV play at home.当我在家观看电视剧时，喜欢吃爆米花。
• He still stood behind his cash register stuffing his mouth with popcorn.他仍站在收银机后，嘴里塞满了爆米花。

6 bucks   

n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 )；钱；（英国十九世纪初的）花花公子；（用于某些表达方式）责任v.（马等）猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 )；抵制；猛然震荡；马等尥起后蹄跳跃

参考例句：

• They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
• They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

7 sneaking   

a.秘密的，不公开的

参考例句：

• She had always had a sneaking affection for him. 以前她一直暗暗倾心于他。
• She ducked the interviewers by sneaking out the back door. 她从后门偷偷溜走，躲开采访者。

8 mermaid   

n.美人鱼

参考例句：

• How popular would that girl be with the only mermaid mom!和人鱼妈妈在一起，那个女孩会有多受欢迎！
• The little mermaid wasn't happy because she didn't want to wait.小美人鱼不太高兴，因为她等不及了。