打工姐妹花第二季 第124期:没度就是无下限

 Earl, time to play "Marry, sleep with, or kill: Diner edition." Ladies, booth one? 厄尔，来玩"结婚，上床，或杀掉游戏之餐厅版吧"。一号卡座的妞们？

Sleep with, sleep with, slept with. Nice. 上她，上她，上过她。厉害。

Okay, Max, the dude at table ten. 到你了，麦克斯，十号桌男的。

Is there a "throw food in the cage and run" category? 有"丢食物进笼后就跑"的选项吗？

Hey, jump in. We're playing "Marry, sleep with, or kill: Diner edition." 过来参一脚。我们在玩"结婚，上床，或杀掉游戏之餐厅版"。

No, if I slept with anyone in this diner, I'd kill myself. 不，如果我跟这餐厅里任何一人上过床，我会想杀了自己。

Even in a fictional¹ scenario², I cannot permit myself to go there. 就算只是假设一下，我也不能这么无下限。

Girl, you'd take the fun out of the punch bowl full of cocaine³. 妹子，嗑药再兴奋都被你一扫而光了。

Okay, fine. Sleep with Earl, marry you. 好吧，玩就玩。上厄尔，娶你。

Not us! Jeez. What are you, a freak? 靠！别说我们啊！你是怪胎还是变态啊？

I feel uncomfortable, Caroline. Like, I don't know how to look at you anymore. 卡洛琳，你弄得人家好不舒服。人家都不知道怎么面对你了。

Now, I can only see you in a creepy lady tux. 你在我心里变成穿怪怪女燕尾服的怪人了。

You said it was just a game! 你自己说只是个游戏的！

I'm not in love with you. Back off! 我一点都不爱你，离我远点！

It was just a joke, Earl. 厄尔，只是说着玩而已啦。

The things we say in jest, darling. The things we say in jest. 亲爱的，开玩笑也要有个度。没度就是无下限啊。

 

1 fictional   

adj.小说的，虚构的

参考例句：

• The names of the shops are entirely fictional.那些商店的名字完全是虚构的。
• The two authors represent the opposite poles of fictional genius.这两位作者代表了天才小说家两个极端。

2 scenario   

n.剧本，脚本；概要

参考例句：

• But the birth scenario is not completely accurate.然而分娩脚本并非完全准确的。
• This is a totally different scenario.这是完全不同的剧本。

3 cocaine   

n.可卡因，古柯碱（用作局部麻醉剂）

参考例句：

• That young man is a cocaine addict.那个年轻人吸食可卡因成瘾。
• Don't have cocaine abusively.不可滥服古柯碱。