打工姐妹花第二季 第163期:试吃不停

 I like the lemon. So good. 爱死这柠檬味了。太美妙。

And with the vanilla¹ frosting², it would make a lovely cupcake wedding cake. 配上香草糖霜，就是人见人爱的婚丧喜庆必备小蛋糕。

Oh, my God. Oh, my God! The chocolate! 天啊天啊天啊！这巧克力！

You do realize you're not alone, right? 你知道你旁边还有别人吧？

I know. I'm gonna get some water, and then I'll be back to taste everything! 我知道啊。我去喝两口水，然后就回来继续试所有小蛋糕！

There's no wedding. What? 她才没要结婚呢。什么？

It's a scam. I know her game. 她是来骗蛋糕吃的。她这套路老娘清楚。

There isn't a Denny's on the eastern seaboard I haven't hit up and said it's my birthday for a free sundae. 东海岸各地所有丹尼斯连锁餐厅姐全都去假装过当天是我生日，就为了吃免费圣代。

Well, what if you're wrong, and she is the real deal? 那要是你误会人家，她真要结婚呢？

A cupcake wedding cake could be a lot of money. 承包一个婚礼的小蛋糕能赚不少钱呢。

We have to crack³ her B.S. before she eats our cupcakes, and then us. Follow my lead. 再她又回来白吃蛋糕前，我们得先戳穿这胡扯新娘才行。看姐的。

Oh! What are we tasting now? 接下来要试哪一个呢？

Coconut⁴. What's your fiance's name? Doug Franklin. 椰子味的。你未婚夫姓啥名啥？道格·富兰克林。

Where'd you meet? He's a fireman. He rescued my cat. 怎么认识的？他是个消防员。他救过我的猫。

No, aw. That's an insurance commmmercia. So where's the wedding? 少同情了，这是保险广告桥段。婚礼要在哪举行。

Barefoot on the beach. 海滩裸足婚礼。

That's a tampon commercial⁵. 这是卫生棉条广告桥段。

Ooh! Hi, baby! 宝贝，你来啦！

Max, you're wrong. They're kissing. 麦克斯，你错了，人家在接吻呢。

Nope, he's either an out-of-work actor she hired, or he has cake in his mouth. 他要么是她请来的失业男演员，要么就是他嘴里有蛋糕。

 

1 vanilla   

n.香子兰，香草

参考例句：

• He used to love milk flavoured with vanilla.他过去常爱喝带香草味的牛奶。
• I added a dollop of vanilla ice-cream to the pie.我在馅饼里加了一块香草冰激凌。

2 frosting   

n.霜状白糖，玻璃粉，无光泽面；结霜；起霜；镶饰

参考例句：

• Moonlight was frosting the dew, and an old sundial threw a long shadow. 月光把露水照得雪白，一座旧日规投出一条长长的影子。 来自辞典例句
• She smiled and winked as I bit into the moist chocolate frosting. 她微笑着，向我眨眨眼，而我正在吃湿乎乎的巧克力糖衣。 来自互联网

3 crack   

vi.发破裂声；噼啪地响；vt./vi.（使）开裂；破裂；n.裂缝，缝隙；爆裂声，破裂声，劈啪声

参考例句：

• There's a crack in this cup.这个杯子上有个裂缝。
• There's a crack on the underneath of the bowl.碗底有一道裂缝。

4 coconut   

n.椰子

参考例句：

• The husk of this coconut is particularly strong.椰子的外壳很明显非常坚固。
• The falling coconut gave him a terrific bang on the head.那只掉下的椰子砰地击中他的脑袋。

5 commercial   

adj.商业的，商用的，商品化的；n.广告节目

参考例句：

• He has gained a footing in the commercial world.他已在商界取得立足之地。
• The plane did not fly the usual commercial route.飞机没有沿通常的商业航线飞。