《复仇》 第368期:屌丝逆袭

 So this is where you live. 你就住在这里啊

Yep, it's home sweet home. 是啊  甜蜜的家

Cool. 不错嘛

My uncle owns a cop¹ bar. 我叔叔有个警察酒吧

I spent nearly every night there growing up 在我妈妈钓到钻石王老五之前

before my mom won the slimy rich husband lottery². 我基本每晚都在那儿度过

Yeah? 是吗

You, uh, you want to go a round of shuffleboard? 想来一局沙狐球吗

I-I think we should just plow³ through this econ project. 我们还是尽快完成这个经济课题

It'll take me two seconds to kick your ass⁴. 我两秒钟就能打爆你

Look, kind of something I used to do with my ex. 这是我和我前女友的专属游戏

Oh, right, the, uh, pill head. 对  那个瘾君子

Charlotte's not a pill head. 夏洛特不是瘾君子

She's been through a lot. 她经历太多事了

Yeah, well, who hasn't been through a lot? 谁还没经历过点事情

I just moved here from Yonkers, 我刚从扬克斯搬过来

Which, for the record, is ten times harder 据说  避开你们的圈子

to get out of your system than oxy. 要比避开氧气还要难上百倍

It's a joke, Declan. 开玩笑呢  德克兰

Sorry for trying to make you laugh. 抱歉  本想逗你笑的

Yeah, I'm not in much of a laughing mood these days. 这些天没有什么笑的心情

Getting that. 看出来了

Clearly, you don't want to be here, 显然  你不想在这里

and neither do I, so, uh, 我也一样

Let's just get this over with. 我们速战速决吧

 

1 cop   

n.警察；vt.抓住

参考例句：

• The cop told him to button his lip.警察叫他闭嘴。
• The robber was overpowered by the cop.抢劫犯被警察制伏。

2 lottery   

n.抽彩；碰运气的事，难于算计的事

参考例句：

• He won no less than ￡5000 in the lottery.他居然中了5000英镑的奖券。
• They thought themselves lucky in the lottery of life.他们认为自己是变幻莫测的人生中的幸运者。

3 plow   

n.犁，耕地，犁过的地；v.犁，费力地前进[英]plough

参考例句：

• At this time of the year farmers plow their fields.每年这个时候农民们都在耕地。
• We will plow the field soon after the last frost.最后一场霜过后，我们将马上耕田。

4 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。