《绝望的主妇》精讲206

Am I the only one about to pass out?

应该不是只有我一个人要累昏了吧？

No. I keep seeing my dead grandfather at the end of the tunnel, saying "Come toward the light."

不。 我总是看见我去世的祖父站在那一边，对我说 "走向光明吧"

Keep going, ladies. Keep your eyes on the thighs²!

继续，女士们 ，紧盯着你们的大腿

Did she just use a civil rights rallying cry to get us to lose ass¹ fat?

莫非她是想借用战斗口号来帮我们减掉屁股上的脂肪？

First time, huh?

第一次来吧

Oh, what gave me away?

你怎么看出来的

The fact that this was light blue when I came in?

是因为我刚进来时，上衣还是干爽的天蓝色吗

Well, the good news is if you have a heart attack, I'm a doctor.

好消息是：如果你心脏病发作，我是个医生

The bad news is if you have one, I'm not.

坏消息是:如果你有心脏病,我可不是医生

Okay, so if I die, please put me ass up in the coffin³.

好的，如果我累死了,请把我屁股朝上放进棺材

I'd hate for all this work to go to waste.

我可不希望这些努力全白费了

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

2 thighs   

n.股，大腿( thigh的名词复数 )；食用的鸡（等的）腿

参考例句：

• He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 coffin   

n.棺材，灵柩

参考例句：

• When one's coffin is covered,all discussion about him can be settled.盖棺论定。
• The coffin was placed in the grave.那口棺材已安放到坟墓里去了。