《柯南脱口秀》第47期:真的很沉迷

 I have never,I swear to god,I never heard of a jazz video game.Really? 我对天发誓 我从没听说过爵士乐电子游戏 真的吗

I though every teenage boy had their jazz video games.Sounds like a punishment. 我还以为每个青少年都有爵士乐电子游戏 听起来像是惩罚

Well,you know,it was eye opening.The way it worked,you would just wander through the history of jazz. 那让我开阔眼界 游戏是这样的 你就漫游在爵士的历史里

You really didn't do anything.You were just a passive¹ participant. 你什么都没做 你就是个被动的参与者

There's no game aspect of it?It's just wandering through jazz? 里面没有游戏的元素吗 你就漫游在爵士乐中吗

You're a jazz audience member.Like imagine call of duty but instead of storming barracks,you just like quietly listen to jellyroll Morton play. 你是爵士观众 想象一下《使命召唤》 但你不是冲进军营 而是安静地听着杰利·罗尔·莫顿演奏

So that I wanted become a musician.I  got really into it.I used to wear a fedora. 然后我想成为音乐家 我真的很沉迷 我以前带着软呢帽

Oh,god,how old were you at the time?I was 14,It wasn't great. 天啊 你那时多大n 14岁 那可不棒

You're 14 year-old wearing a fedora trying to be a hipster jazz guy? 你14岁 带着软呢帽 想成为爵士乐音乐迷

Right,but I would dress up like a normal 14 year-old boy until my neck and then from the head up, 是啊 但我直到脖子的穿着打扮像是14岁的男孩 然后头以上

I wear the haberdashery of a old cool black guy,but then from here down,it just be like a bugle² boy,ironically played trumpet³. 我穿着老黑人的服饰 但是脖子以下只是个吹喇叭的男孩 这很讽刺 我吹的是小号

And one day I was walking along the street and a guy pulled up in the car next to me, 一天我在街上走着 一个人在我身边停了车

and he rolled down the window and I was wearing my fedora and he just quietly went,lose the hat and drove away. 摇下窗户 我带着软呢帽 他小声说 取下帽子 然后他就开走了

He saved your life.My guardian⁴ angel. 他救了你的命 我的守护天使

You went to a jazz camp then?Tha't right,I went to.Was that a summer camp? 那时候去了爵士乐营啊 是啊 我去过 那是夏令营吗

Yeah,it a summer camp for the unfortunate youths who decided⁵ jazz the center pieces of their lives. 是为那些不幸的年轻人开办的夏令营 他们决定了爵士乐是他们生活的中心部分

 

1 passive   

adj.被动的；消极的

参考例句：

• He has a passive expression on his face.他脸上有一种漠然的表情。
• It lands the manager in a passive position.它使经理处于被动地位。

2 bugle   

n.军号，号角，喇叭；v.吹号，吹号召集

参考例句：

• When he heard the bugle call, he caught up his gun and dashed out.他一听到军号声就抓起枪冲了出去。
• As the bugle sounded we ran to the sports ground and fell in.军号一响，我们就跑到运动场集合站队。

3 trumpet   

n.喇叭，喇叭声；v.吹喇叭，吹嘘

参考例句：

• He plays the violin, but I play the trumpet.他拉提琴，我吹喇叭。
• The trumpet sounded for battle.战斗的号角吹响了。

4 guardian   

n.监护人；守卫者，保护者

参考例句：

• The form must be signed by the child's parents or guardian. 这张表格须由孩子的家长或监护人签字。
• The press is a guardian of the public weal. 报刊是公共福利的卫护者。

5 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。