《柯南脱口秀》第174期:迪士尼乐园大火

 I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表

That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧

Six-hour show tonight.That would be horrible. 今晚节目有六小时 那多可怕啊

To be a whole four hours of you and me shaving and eating. 整整四小时就是我们刮胡子 吃东西

Like a telethon with no phone bank.Exactly. 就像不说话地煲电话粥 是啊

Excellent show tonight.I've never said that before.Check the tape. 今晚节目很棒 这话我从没说过 自己翻录像啊

That pretty much starts every show.But we've got a great one tonight,we gonna have a good time. 每期节目都这么开场的 今天节目很棒 我们会很开心

So much to talk about.I don't know if you heard,Over the weekend a fire broke out at Disneyland. 很多可聊 大家或许知道了 周末迪士尼乐园发生火灾

Did you hear about that?Fire broke out at Disneyland. 大家听说了吗 迪士尼乐园着火了

Witnesses say the fire in Disneyland spread like measles¹ at Disneyland.It's horrible. 目击者称迪士尼乐园大火像迪士尼乐园的风疹一样蔓延 多可怕啊

Exciting sports news,UFC champ Ronda Rousey beat her opponent² in 14 seconds. 令人激动的体育新闻 终极格斗锦标赛冠军朗达·罗西14秒内就击败了对手

She was on the show last week and she predicted she would win. 她上周还来做过节目 还说自己能赢

Beat her opponent in 14 seconds.So here's the latest, 14秒钟就击败了对手 最新新闻

A former NFL player said if he had eight weeks to train he could beat Ronda Rousey in a fight. 一名前美国橄榄球联盟球员称 他如果训练八周 就能打败朗达

When they heard the NFL said,not helping³. 美国橄榄球联盟听说后 表示 帮倒忙啊

 

1 measles   

n.麻疹，风疹，包虫病，痧子

参考例句：

• The doctor is quite definite about Tom having measles.医生十分肯定汤姆得了麻疹。
• The doctor told her to watch out for symptoms of measles.医生叫她注意麻疹出现的症状。

2 opponent   

n.对手，敌手，反对者；adj.敌对的，反对的

参考例句：

• The boxer gave his opponent a punch on the nose.这个拳击手朝他对手的鼻子上猛击一拳。
• After a fierce struggle,he got a beat on his opponent.经过殊死的较量，他占了对手的上风。

3 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。