《柯南脱口秀》第197期:真实的剪贴画

 And I'm going to show you my favorite ones.These are all real. 我要给大家看我最喜欢的一些 这都是真的

This is real clip art images.I didn't create these.these are real. 这都是真实存在的剪贴画 不是我自己编的 这都是真的

I own them.I'm giving them names. 现在都属于我了 我还起了名字

First one is classic,I'm proud of call,hmm,quarters. 第一张很经典 我起名叫“矮油 硬币哦”

That clearly loves to eat quarters.He loves it. 这人显然喜欢吃硬币 他很喜欢

I call this one,who's going to burn out and die in three months?This guy. 这张叫“谁三个月就会烧没了 我唉”

I call this one five increasingly acceptable ways to tell co-workers you're a gay.I like that guy.Guess what,everybody. 这张叫“五个越来越受认可的让同事明白你是同性恋的方式” 我喜欢那家伙 大家知道吗

You're doing that a lot,they already know. 你老这么做 大家就知道了

I call this one me and my co-workers just shared a giant Graham character with a death row inmate¹. 这张叫“我和我的同事刚刚跟一个死囚犯一起吃了一块超大的饼干”

These are mine now.I'm going to make a killing². 这些现在属于我了 我会挣翻的

I call this one avoid alcohol during pregnancy³ or you'll give birth to a human candle. 这张叫做“怀孕期间不要喝酒 否则会生下人体蜡烛”

I call this one,who forgot to pay the gravity bill. 这张叫“谁忘了缴重力费了”

I call this one who cares if I just got laid off as a security guard,my turtle is number one. 这张叫“谁在乎我刚刚失去了保安的工作呢 我的乌龟才是第一位的”

And finally,I call this one,Brad has chosen correctly,the green penis was the fastest.Yeah for Brad.Yeah for Brad. 最后这张叫做 布拉德选对了 绿色的老二的确最快 赞哦 恭喜布拉德

 

1 inmate   

n.被收容者；(房屋等的)居住人；住院人

参考例句：

• I am an inmate of that hospital.我住在那家医院。
• The prisoner is his inmate.那个囚犯和他同住一起。

2 killing   

n.巨额利润；突然赚大钱，发大财

参考例句：

• Investors are set to make a killing from the sell-off.投资者准备清仓以便大赚一笔。
• Last week my brother made a killing on Wall Street.上个周我兄弟在华尔街赚了一大笔。

3 pregnancy   

n.怀孕，怀孕期

参考例句：

• Early pregnancy is often accompanied by nausea.怀孕早期常有恶心的现象。
• Smoking during pregnancy increases the risk of miscarriage.怀孕期吸烟会增加流产的危险。