《柯南脱口秀》第199期:经常使用贝宝

 You just watched a comedy sketch¹ about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出

Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安全 支付更快捷

Now,I'm saying more words to see how long Conan and Andy can be frozen. 现在我只是在继续说话 来看看柯南和安迪能假装静止多久

Did I mention you this bit was brought to you by paypal.I use paypal all the time. 我说过这个喜剧短片是贝宝赞助播出的吗 我经常使用贝宝

In facte,just this morining I use it to buy my aunt a cheese assortment². 实际上 我今早就用它给姑妈买了一个奶酪礼包

you know,one of those gift box with a bunch of different cheeses. 你知道 就是那种装有许多不同奶酪的礼盒

Oh,did Conan move?I thought he moved. 柯南动力吗 我以为我看到他动了

Nope,anyway,port wine cheese ball,salami balls,crackers with 12 grains. 没有 总之 里面有葡萄酒奶酪球 萨拉米球 含有12种谷物的饼干

It was like an insane number of grains.Man,these guys are good.Still frozen. 谷物的数量好多啊 天呐 他俩太厉害了 依然静止着

Yeah,so I sent these cheese assortments³ to my aunt every year,and she takes me a calendar photo she took of her cat. 所以我每年会把奶酪礼包寄给姑妈 而她总是送我一副她家猫咪照片的挂历

I mean she has a cute cat and all.But do I really want to see 12 photos of the same cat? 她的猫咪的确挺可爱 但是我真的想看12张同一只猫的照片吗

Oh,I guess we have run out of words and they're still frozen. 我们没台词了他俩依然还没动

Hey,look at these idiots.Bet I can make a break.Go in close-up on Andy. 看看这两傻瓜 我敢打赌我能让他们笑场 给安迪一个特写

Andy,I made more money than you.And your wife is here in the voice booth with me. 安迪 我比你赚的更多哦 你的妻子跟我在一起待在录音室里

Don't believe me?Hi,I'm Andy's wife.Want to see my anaconda,baby?Just kidding. 不相信我吗 嗨 我是安迪的老婆 想看看我的巨蟒吗 宝贝 我只是在开玩笑

Let's see Conan now.Oh,look at that idiot.Let's go in closer.Closer. 我们现在看看柯南 看看这个笨蛋 拉近点 再近点

Enough.Ok,I win,use paypall.We're taking a break. 够了 我赢了 快用贝宝 我们休息一下

My eyes are dried out.When we come back,Joseph Gordon Levitt is here.Stick around. 我的眼睛都干了 稍后回来 乔瑟夫·高登·李维前来做客 别走开

 

1 sketch   

n.草图；梗概；素描；v.素描；概述

参考例句：

• My sister often goes into the country to sketch. 我姐姐常到乡间去写生。
• I will send you a slight sketch of the house.我将给你寄去房屋的草图。

2 assortment   

n.分类，各色俱备之物，聚集

参考例句：

• This shop has a good assortment of goods to choose from.该店各色货物俱全，任君选择。
• She was wearing an odd assortment of clothes.她穿着奇装异服。

3 assortments   

分类，各类物品或同类各种物品的聚集，混合物( assortment的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• There are wide assortments of gifts to choose from. 那儿有各式各样的礼品可供选择。
• A turban for in returning gross would putting two different assortments makes the adornment. 包包里还总会放着两条不同花色的头巾作装饰。