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(单词翻译:双击或拖选)
[01:06.78]OK, everybody. Pass ’em forward.
[01:09.28]Stephanie, put your pen down. Stop.
[01:12.78]All right, see you all on Wednesday.
[01:14.66]Don’t forget to vote tomorrow.
[01:55.24]Linda.
[01:59.33]Linda.
[02:05.04]Linda!
[02:15.55]Linda!
[02:18.39]Linda.
[02:27.32]Ow!
[02:30.49]Ow. Jesus.
[02:34.78]Oh, fuck.
[02:45.33]Hi. You’ve reached the Novotnys.
[02:46.96]We’re not around, but we’ll call you back real soon.
[02:48.92]Have a nice day.
[02:50.92]Hey, Linda, it’s me.
[02:53.22]Are you there? Pick up.
[02:54.72]Um, OK, well, it’s, uh, it’s 4:32,
[02:59.39]and, uh, I came by at 3:25, like we said,
[03:04.52]and, uh, I waited there, but, um,
[03:07.52]you weren’t there, so, so now
[03:11.11]I’m at... at the place that we talked about,
[03:13.99]suite 246,
[03:16.99]and I’m here. Everything’s all set,
[03:21.54]so, uh, hope you get here soon.
[03:24.96]OK. Bye-bye.
[03:32.63]I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.
[03:35.59]What you have against your mother and me,
[03:38.01]against your brother Paul, is completely beyond me.
[03:41.52]Your mother’s extremely upset,
[03:43.43]she’s at the end of her rope.
[03:45.35]Your behavior keeps getting crazier and crazier
[03:47.90]and wilder and wilder.
[03:49.73]Who knows what the hell else you’re doing out there
[03:51.48]that we don’t even know about.
[03:54.36]We just had a long conversation
[03:56.49]with Walt Hendricks.
[03:58.37]Just got off the phone with him at his home.
[04:01.33]You know he doesn’t want you back at Carver.
[04:03.50]He’s fed up with you. Fed up,
[04:06.62]and I don’t blame him.
[04:07.58]- Dick, Dick. - What?
[04:09.79]Tammy, your father and I
[04:11.13]have been talking,
[04:12.09]and we’ve come to a decision that we...
[04:14.01]You’re going to Immaculate Heart.
[04:16.26]That’s where you belong.
[04:18.14]Maybe the nuns will be able to straighten you out.
[04:21.76]Is that funny? You think it’s funny?
[05:52.06]OK.
[06:42.74]Dear Lord Jesus,
[06:44.32]I do not often speak with You and ask for things,
[06:46.95]but now I really must insist
[06:48.58]that You help me win the election tomorrow,
[06:50.45]because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn’t,
[06:52.87]as You well know.
[06:54.83]I realize that it was Your divine hand
[06:56.67]that disqualifiied Tammy Metzler,
[06:58.21]and now I’m asking that You go that one last mile
[07:01.05]and make sure to put me in offiice where I belong
[07:03.59]so that I may carry out Your will on Earth
[07:05.51]as it is in heaven. Amen.
[07:08.56]Dear God,
[07:09.68]I know I don’t believe in You,
[07:11.14]but since I’ll be starting Catholic school soon,
[07:12.89]I thought I should at least practice.
[07:14.94]Let’s see, what do I want?
[07:17.44]I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is
[07:19.82]and feel really bad and apologize
[07:21.61]for how she hurt me
[07:22.86]and know how much I still love her.
[07:24.91]In spite of everything, I still want Paul
[07:27.41]to win the election tomorrow,
[07:28.49]not that cunt Tracy. Oh, and I also want
[07:31.87]a really expensive pair ofleather pants,
[07:33.83]and someday I want to be
[07:35.29]really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy.
[07:39.34]Dear God, thank You
[07:41.01]for all Your blessings.
[07:42.21]You’ve given me so many things,
[07:43.76]like good health, nice parents, a nice truck,
[07:47.22]and what I’m told is a large penis,
[07:49.14]and I’m very grateful.
[07:50.81]But I sure am worried about Tammy.
[07:52.93]In my heart I still can’t believe
[07:54.69]she tore down my posters,
[07:56.06]but sometimes she does get so weird and angry.
[07:58.94]Please help her be a happier person
[08:01.32]because she’s so smart and sensitive
[08:02.99]and I love her so much.
[08:05.03]Also, I’m nervous about the election tomorrow
[08:08.03]and I guess I want to win and all,
[08:10.08]but I know that’s totally up to You.
[08:12.29]You’ll decide who the best person is
[08:14.20]and I’ll accept it, and forgive me for my sins,
[08:17.33]whatever they may be. Amen.
[08:26.38]Linda never came home that night.
[08:28.72]I know, because I spent 10 hours
[08:31.47]waiting outside her house.
[08:47.95]Oh, God.
[09:19.90]On election day,
[09:21.44]my mom and I got up really early,
[09:23.19]and together we customized 480 cupcakes.
[09:32.37]Good morning, Mr. M.
[09:37.83]Looks like you could use a cupcake.
[09:48.22]Hey, what happened to your eye?
[09:54.47]Are you OK?
[09:55.93]" Mr. McAllister,
[09:58.18]Mr. McAllister, somebody tore down my posters.
[10:00.39]It’s not fair, it’s not fair.